Jo Carter
@jo2owls.bsky.social
Soft toy designer
twoowlsdesign.co.uk
twoowlsdesign.co.uk
Spent so long wondering what other first-part-of-the-names of dips were there
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Spent so long wondering what other first-part-of-the-names of dips were there
Even ignoring all of the racism, I just don't know why Reform voters want a man who didn't turn up and do the job as an MEP, doesn't turn up and do the job as an MP, to now be PM
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Even ignoring all of the racism, I just don't know why Reform voters want a man who didn't turn up and do the job as an MEP, doesn't turn up and do the job as an MP, to now be PM
Daniel Mays or Ralph Ineson
September 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Daniel Mays or Ralph Ineson
There is a movement amongst sewers to make the more sanitised description of sewist happen (genuinely)
August 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
There is a movement amongst sewers to make the more sanitised description of sewist happen (genuinely)
I was convinced they'd know all about BB from school but no, I stepped in and did the work of the Daily Mail in their case
August 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I was convinced they'd know all about BB from school but no, I stepped in and did the work of the Daily Mail in their case
We all learnt something that day
August 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We all learnt something that day
I felt I had to speak to both of my teenage sons about the Bonnie Blue furore (which I resented) but neither of them had heard of her so what I in fact did was tell my sons about Bonnie Blue.
August 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I felt I had to speak to both of my teenage sons about the Bonnie Blue furore (which I resented) but neither of them had heard of her so what I in fact did was tell my sons about Bonnie Blue.
Maybe Kiss Wings is a better name
July 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maybe Kiss Wings is a better name
Why are none of these friends telling Gregg about the existence of loose cotton boxer shorts?
July 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why are none of these friends telling Gregg about the existence of loose cotton boxer shorts?
Also let's be honest and call it what it actually is, which is strangulation
July 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Also let's be honest and call it what it actually is, which is strangulation
Reposted by Jo Carter
A Penguin editor looking around their office this morning.
July 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
A Penguin editor looking around their office this morning.
Totally, Sure Start made my 1st time mum life demonstrably better. I saw a weaning video there, which, although too early for my son at that point, covered dealing with a baby choking so I knew exactly what to do without panicking when at 2mo he choked on mucus.
July 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Totally, Sure Start made my 1st time mum life demonstrably better. I saw a weaning video there, which, although too early for my son at that point, covered dealing with a baby choking so I knew exactly what to do without panicking when at 2mo he choked on mucus.
Motorway services, even the bad ones are OK and the best ones are worth a day trip
June 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Motorway services, even the bad ones are OK and the best ones are worth a day trip
Haha! I made a cup of tea once whilst eating a bag of crisps and poured the milk straight into the crisp packet
June 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Haha! I made a cup of tea once whilst eating a bag of crisps and poured the milk straight into the crisp packet
Water is so heavy, just really really heavy. A full watering can is a weight. Two miles of it on top of your little robot-wars-submersible is pure madness
June 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Water is so heavy, just really really heavy. A full watering can is a weight. Two miles of it on top of your little robot-wars-submersible is pure madness
On University Challenge the answer to the maths question is always 0 or 1 so I'll go with one of those. Or both
June 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
On University Challenge the answer to the maths question is always 0 or 1 so I'll go with one of those. Or both
Yes this is precisely what I like, many thanks
June 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yes this is precisely what I like, many thanks
My husband's aunts and uncles were killed by Spanish flu, his father, my father-in-law, was the only surviving child (1 out of 4). My 17yo does like dropping that into his History lesson convos
May 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My husband's aunts and uncles were killed by Spanish flu, his father, my father-in-law, was the only surviving child (1 out of 4). My 17yo does like dropping that into his History lesson convos