jayne!
@jnyae.bsky.social
telecaster apologist. accursed horndog. bird enjoyer
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GAY LUKE SKYWALKER: PHEEEW glad i didn’t make out with that princess because i’m a gay guy. turns out she’s my sister!
July 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
GAY LUKE SKYWALKER: PHEEEW glad i didn’t make out with that princess because i’m a gay guy. turns out she’s my sister!
injecting the smith kebabs pizza directly into my bloodstream
July 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
injecting the smith kebabs pizza directly into my bloodstream
i’m usually a steampunk hater but cloudward ho rules actually
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i’m usually a steampunk hater but cloudward ho rules actually
gamechanger traitors is my dream btw
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
gamechanger traitors is my dream btw
home alone ;) you know what that means ;)
yes it's time to put on a clay mask and bleach the floors!! :)
yes it's time to put on a clay mask and bleach the floors!! :)
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
home alone ;) you know what that means ;)
yes it's time to put on a clay mask and bleach the floors!! :)
yes it's time to put on a clay mask and bleach the floors!! :)
i wish i was reading the elder scrolls wiki rn
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i wish i was reading the elder scrolls wiki rn
it's my last few weeks of uni EVER so naturally there's a million exciting things happening that are not my assignments....i’m gonna throw my phone in a lake for a bit
May 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
it's my last few weeks of uni EVER so naturally there's a million exciting things happening that are not my assignments....i’m gonna throw my phone in a lake for a bit
i never thought i'd become so inner-city-pilled but the idea of even going as far as caulfield is sickening to me now
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i never thought i'd become so inner-city-pilled but the idea of even going as far as caulfield is sickening to me now
accidentally inflicting psychic damage on my housemates by listening to young scrolls (saint) in the shower
April 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
accidentally inflicting psychic damage on my housemates by listening to young scrolls (saint) in the shower
fuck i hâte the major parties SO MUCH
April 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
fuck i hâte the major parties SO MUCH
my new house is next door to an apartment building full of rich people who love to leave beautiful furniture on the nature strip for me
April 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
my new house is next door to an apartment building full of rich people who love to leave beautiful furniture on the nature strip for me
i love juni so much but god forbid i ever go outside
April 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i love juni so much but god forbid i ever go outside
had a nice day (chinese food in bed, bitten by stray cat, urgent care, pringles half price at woolies, 4 hours of oblivion)
April 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
had a nice day (chinese food in bed, bitten by stray cat, urgent care, pringles half price at woolies, 4 hours of oblivion)
oh bethesda has me by the throat
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
oh bethesda has me by the throat
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JD Vance has a demon inside of him that eats popes
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
JD Vance has a demon inside of him that eats popes
been putting off a freelance gig for WEEKS and now i've finally sat down to do it and i can't access the account 🥲↔️ guess i'll won't?
April 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
been putting off a freelance gig for WEEKS and now i've finally sat down to do it and i can't access the account 🥲↔️ guess i'll won't?
scariest photo i've ever taken of my cat... what was she doing down they in the dark?
April 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
scariest photo i've ever taken of my cat... what was she doing down they in the dark?
please GOD why do i keep fumbling hot older women
April 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
please GOD why do i keep fumbling hot older women
unfortunately i’m moving my car every 2 hours which means i can't day drink on this beautiful 27 degree thursday afternoon
April 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
unfortunately i’m moving my car every 2 hours which means i can't day drink on this beautiful 27 degree thursday afternoon
moving to the northern burbs means sharing milfs with my brunswick friends i guess
April 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
moving to the northern burbs means sharing milfs with my brunswick friends i guess
old cunt of a father hasn't spoken to me in a month (called him an asshole and he knows i’m right)! movin tomorrow!
April 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
old cunt of a father hasn't spoken to me in a month (called him an asshole and he knows i’m right)! movin tomorrow!
*performing curses on you* ohhhh you DO want to pick up my double bedframe for free tomorrow, and you WILL bring a ute for collection (someone in melbourne please take this bed before i 'misplace' it at the local wetlands)
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
*performing curses on you* ohhhh you DO want to pick up my double bedframe for free tomorrow, and you WILL bring a ute for collection (someone in melbourne please take this bed before i 'misplace' it at the local wetlands)
barkly square lord of the fries is closing and my life is over ‼️‼️ please god don't make me go to chapel street to get my fix
April 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
barkly square lord of the fries is closing and my life is over ‼️‼️ please god don't make me go to chapel street to get my fix