Yessey
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I make snap judgments about you based on your shoes.
Phish|Ducks|Chargers|A's☹️
Phish|Ducks|Chargers|A's☹️
It's a little late in the night for it but I just picked up the guitar with intent and direction for the first time in many, many months.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
It's a little late in the night for it but I just picked up the guitar with intent and direction for the first time in many, many months.
Taking a break from editing to listen to Huey Lewis for inspiration.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Taking a break from editing to listen to Huey Lewis for inspiration.
Phew ChatGPT said I’m not a sociopath.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Phew ChatGPT said I’m not a sociopath.
The bumper music for this Duck game is not jam bands.☹️
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The bumper music for this Duck game is not jam bands.☹️
I don't know how they expect me to be productive today with the internet so busy and the Ducks playing tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don't know how they expect me to be productive today with the internet so busy and the Ducks playing tonight.
Can’t figure out if I’m a protoplasm or an ectoplasm guy. Too close to call.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can’t figure out if I’m a protoplasm or an ectoplasm guy. Too close to call.
27 pages of space for passport stamps seems excessive for the standard issue.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
27 pages of space for passport stamps seems excessive for the standard issue.
Scientists act like taking shady money to fund their research isn’t a bribe.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Scientists act like taking shady money to fund their research isn’t a bribe.
Who's got my heady 12/30 MSG extras?
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who's got my heady 12/30 MSG extras?
If you’re a sports betting person the Steelers ML is an amazing value bet right now. Signed, a Chargers fan.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you’re a sports betting person the Steelers ML is an amazing value bet right now. Signed, a Chargers fan.
We need a dead man’s switch on this 6-7 thing. I’m scared that it will just disappear overnight and nobody will notice.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We need a dead man’s switch on this 6-7 thing. I’m scared that it will just disappear overnight and nobody will notice.
Fun seeing how 4 of the 5 Chargers O line starters are either the worst or second worst in the league.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fun seeing how 4 of the 5 Chargers O line starters are either the worst or second worst in the league.
They just played Sand as bumper music in the UCLA-Nebraska game and you’ll never know if I’m lying or not because there a 0% chance and of you are watching.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They just played Sand as bumper music in the UCLA-Nebraska game and you’ll never know if I’m lying or not because there a 0% chance and of you are watching.
I don’t think the pee-on-a-stick pregnancy test will ever die. The reveal is too dramatic.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don’t think the pee-on-a-stick pregnancy test will ever die. The reveal is too dramatic.
The movie "Blank Check" taught me that any house that doesn't have a waterslide in your bedroom isn't your dream house.
November 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The movie "Blank Check" taught me that any house that doesn't have a waterslide in your bedroom isn't your dream house.
Is there anything more resilient to changes in technology than every printer ever?
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is there anything more resilient to changes in technology than every printer ever?
I can’t believe copper joint braces are still going on strong.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I can’t believe copper joint braces are still going on strong.
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Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
I've been asserting my dominance a lot recently. But in very insignificant ways just so I can tell people how much I "assert my dominance."
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I've been asserting my dominance a lot recently. But in very insignificant ways just so I can tell people how much I "assert my dominance."
Herbert jump slide in for the TD is legendary. ⚡️
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Herbert jump slide in for the TD is legendary. ⚡️
If the Jays pull this off I’m ordering some more Canadian jeans tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If the Jays pull this off I’m ordering some more Canadian jeans tomorrow.