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Jack
@jneiln.bsky.social
Software Engineer | swordy | poly | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | he/they | 28
Whatever you think polyamory is... It's not... Polyamory is your partners competing to see which of them can get the biggest sigh with the worst dad joke and/or pun...
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No longer calling myself the diversity hire cishet of my friend group. I am now the control group.
July 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thank you past me for leaving so many todos in my code on Friday so I have half a clue what I'm doing today
May 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Tournament #5 and this time we took home bronze! Can't be much happier with how I fenced today either!
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why yes, the handle wrap on my new sabre is blue... How could you tell?
May 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's the ides of March! Quick! Post the new and improved biblically accurate Caesar Salad!
March 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Herne's Cup Day 1

No events for me today but this nerd is taking home a medal

Sadly she later had to be cut out of her jacket...
March 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wear and tear is inevitable but man do I need to cover my hands better when fencing...
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mead and Beyblade sure is a way to spend a Tuesday evening
February 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wow, every time I open bluesky I get called out by something 40k related apparently
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If anybody was wondering how I expect today to go I'm currently on my way into the office without my laptop but instead with five bottles of mead....
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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What if trans healthcare crowdfunding, but community-oriented rather than for one individual?

That's what we're doing in Glasgow! Inspired by past successes from other groups, we're raising money to train and set up a local electrolysist. Please donate and/or share! (reskeet?!)
Donate to Glasgow transfem electrolysis project, organized by Glasgow Electrolysis Project
WHAT ARE WE DOING? We are fundraising to train and equip a t… Glasgow Electrolysis Project needs your support for Glasgow transfem electrolysis project
www.gofundme.com
November 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Ah, time blindness. The first hour of my day felt like two and the second felt like twenty minutes...
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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if you're lgbt, if you're black or hispanic or muslim, if you're a woman, if you're part of any sort of marginalized group

it's the most unfair thing that you have to keep fighting

but I beg you

please be brave
please be safe
please try to survive
November 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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August 20, 2023 at 12:54 PM
So apparently I've managed to royally fuck up my spine to the point at which any attempt at walking hurts....

This is going to be fun!
November 21, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Microsoft Teams Work or School, huh?

Gonna go with school because it certainly doesn't fucking work...
November 15, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Think I've cracked this diet with this one NGL. Seafood sticks with a garlic lemon mayo sauce, some cucumber and that's all just wrapped up in a hand roll. Like 100kcal each and that's with full fat mayo
November 15, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Making tonkotsu broth typically means a whole day of fussing over cook temps and keeping pork bones off the bottom of your pot (and today meant a failed attempt at not waking Aria and Lily) but it's absolutely worth it for the finished product.
October 10, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Think one of the weirdest things to adjust to when opening bluesky is the general lack of random noise on my timeline. I'm sure that will change as I follow more people but until then...
October 10, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Me: Hey brain, we're going to bed now, ok? Let's relax.

Brain: Hey, there's something I really want to think about but can't remember... Guess that's your problem now...
October 2, 2023 at 2:27 AM