Doug
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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Remember that every day you can participate in small acts of resistance against the Trump administration, such as liking and reposting my posts
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Remember that every day you can participate in small acts of resistance against the Trump administration, such as liking and reposting my posts
40 is the age where jokes about the prostate become either suddenly funny, or suddenly far too personal
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
40 is the age where jokes about the prostate become either suddenly funny, or suddenly far too personal
Cowboys don’t even do that much rooting or tooting
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cowboys don’t even do that much rooting or tooting
Crème Brûlée seems incredibly fancy but I could probably have every day if I wanted but also I have never ever had crème brûlée and I’m not at all sure what it is
January 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Crème Brûlée seems incredibly fancy but I could probably have every day if I wanted but also I have never ever had crème brûlée and I’m not at all sure what it is
I no longer have any memories of being potty trained and it’s like, uh oh, what if I also forget how to potty
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I no longer have any memories of being potty trained and it’s like, uh oh, what if I also forget how to potty
They should remake Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with Seth Rogen as the alcoholic detective and also Goku is the mayor of Toontown.
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They should remake Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with Seth Rogen as the alcoholic detective and also Goku is the mayor of Toontown.
On a scale of one to ten, how confident is Lord Voldemort about his penis?
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
On a scale of one to ten, how confident is Lord Voldemort about his penis?
In the middle of a threesome, I complained that I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry should have ended with them falling in love
January 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
In the middle of a threesome, I complained that I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry should have ended with them falling in love
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President Jimmy Carter’s memorial service was today at the National Cathedral near where I live in DC. This seems like an apt quote when I think about his amazing legacy. We should all live our lives like this.
January 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
President Jimmy Carter’s memorial service was today at the National Cathedral near where I live in DC. This seems like an apt quote when I think about his amazing legacy. We should all live our lives like this.
Cheese is just milk someone saved for later
January 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Cheese is just milk someone saved for later
An underrated strategy in chess is threatening to kill the other guy in real life unless he loses to you in chess
January 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
An underrated strategy in chess is threatening to kill the other guy in real life unless he loses to you in chess
It’s called Blondie but the comic is almost exclusively about Dagwood. The people from Dagwood’s carpool are in it more than Blondie.
January 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s called Blondie but the comic is almost exclusively about Dagwood. The people from Dagwood’s carpool are in it more than Blondie.
If you knew someone like God, you would hate them. They would be your least favorite person. Needy and cruel and pompous
January 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you knew someone like God, you would hate them. They would be your least favorite person. Needy and cruel and pompous
Are you better at picking your nose than most people? I think I am
January 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Are you better at picking your nose than most people? I think I am
Would Darth Vader say a cuss?
January 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Would Darth Vader say a cuss?
If I had a treasure I would never bury it I would sell it for money and use that money to buy every Choose Your Own Adventure book on eBay
January 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If I had a treasure I would never bury it I would sell it for money and use that money to buy every Choose Your Own Adventure book on eBay
There should be better fingernail clippers. There haven’t been any advances in fingernails clipper technology in my whole life and they are still just exactly not quite as good as my teeth
January 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There should be better fingernail clippers. There haven’t been any advances in fingernails clipper technology in my whole life and they are still just exactly not quite as good as my teeth
Bahapa Papa. It’s like a Bahama Mama but there’s potatoes in there
January 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bahapa Papa. It’s like a Bahama Mama but there’s potatoes in there
The X-Men probably sleep in a big ol’ pile
December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
The X-Men probably sleep in a big ol’ pile
A Back to the Future where instead of George McFly punching out Biff Lea Thompson stabs him to death and throws his body in Eastwood Ravine and she never has to marry either of those losers and then she becomes President
December 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM
A Back to the Future where instead of George McFly punching out Biff Lea Thompson stabs him to death and throws his body in Eastwood Ravine and she never has to marry either of those losers and then she becomes President
I wish curses were real. There’s a lot of cool curses and I think you have to be a little kinder and more empathetic if you don’t know if someone is suffering from a curse or might be a sorcerer who could curse you real good
December 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I wish curses were real. There’s a lot of cool curses and I think you have to be a little kinder and more empathetic if you don’t know if someone is suffering from a curse or might be a sorcerer who could curse you real good
Cat people hate dogs quietly, dog people hate cats out loud
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Cat people hate dogs quietly, dog people hate cats out loud
Parrots don’t fart but you can teach them to make a fart noise and the universe is silly and awful
December 26, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Parrots don’t fart but you can teach them to make a fart noise and the universe is silly and awful