Jessica the Cynic 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jessica the Cynic 🏳️‍⚧️
@jmstsm.bsky.social
32, she/her/hers
99.99999% chance i'm taller than you.
proud gender ideologue
cat milf
Where's Chevron deference when you need it? Oh, right...
Not sure what this means since this isn't a thing the Justice Department can just do? It would require a new federal law and likely be unconstitutional.
September 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I fear these aren't the only amazing public servants we'll be mourning this year. I pray to gods I do not believe in that my fear is misplaced.
Full Tim Walz eulogy at Melissa Hortman funeral honors slain Minnesota lawmaker, husband
YouTube video by Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
diary of a 32yo neovirgin - available wherever books are still sold.
June 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Almost like the president has a very limited impact on the economy unless he does incredibly stupid shit like what Trump is doing
Hassett: "We've got a Biden economy. Still, most of Biden's policies are in place. If you look at the Atlanta Fed GDP now number, it's showing negative first quarter, which is kind of a metric of the inheritance of President Biden."
March 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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So fun fact - people on the left *are* working with young men. Like I got a whole ass partner who spends all his time doing that. People just sorta ignore that because it doesn't make for good headlines, and also people like saying we need to bring back the subjugation of women.
March 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i would like be demoted from user.
March 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the trannyboog, if you will
March 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
civil rights movement 2.0: transsexual boogaloo.
March 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
here for a long time, not for an easy time.
March 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
adding a layer to using leechblock to disable sites like bsky/reddit/news apps/etc. to moderate doom scrolling - i can disable it if i already have drafted a post.
March 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So wait,

Is it:
1. The sneaky mouse gets the cheese or
2. The second mouse gets the cheese or
3. Depends on how sneaky the first mouse is, doesn't it

Vote now!
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don't take this the wrong way, but there is something awesome (in the sense of causing terror) about how efficiently people like Musk/Thiel/late stage capitalists generally manipulate things to get what they want (i.e. evil) and how hard by comparison the striving for the political/economic good is.
March 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I mean, there's a glimmer of hope: we finally have a universal usb service bus and it's fantastic and getting more universal by the day.
March 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Embracing the upward spiral
March 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Et tu, Newsom?
March 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
22, but only because I recently purged the hundreds of inactive tabs
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
y'know, today of all days has to be pretty bad if you're an enthusiast of Rule 34 Mario World content, you have to imagine.
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
y'know, rewatching Boston Legal is comforting in the sense of 'the more things change, the more they stay the same...' I suppose.
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Finish what Lincoln started"
the left needs to be campaigning on finishing reconstruction. let me see the plans for reeducation camps for MAGA
March 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We did it guys, David Brooks is nauseated.
David Brooks on the scene in the White House today with President Zelenski: I was nauseated. This was not the United States that I love and support.
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hypothetical question, how much worse does it have to get before Democrats can just campaign on 'Make America Great Again', by which they just mean ending impoundment and rebuilding federal bureaucratic order?
March 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Minimalist Launcher on Android, Leechblock for Firefox have helped me with this.
A weird thing about Bluesky 's current size and this current moment is all my bad habits from April 2020 are back in full force. At least one person I know is taking extended breaks to deal with how much they doomscroll, and I might do the same.

Try not to stay up too late tonight.
February 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Not transsexual as in "true transsexual we must exclude the transtrenders" but transsexual as in "Holly Woodlawn and Candy Darling, exotic and erotic, glamour and trash"
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What if Making America Great Again was the Fascists We Had to Kill Along the Way?
February 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM