Michael
@jmstatenisland.bsky.social
Father, trekkie 🖖🏽, Star Wars fanatic, and geek. Moving over from Twitter. Black Lives Matter! Please don’t DM me if I follow you. Don’t be a weirdo.
OMG…yes! I went there a few months ago and they kept having streets closed off for seemingly no reason. I kept having to take detours. And then it was hell trying to find parking remotely near where I wanted to go.
Driving in DC is the fucking pits, bro.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OMG…yes! I went there a few months ago and they kept having streets closed off for seemingly no reason. I kept having to take detours. And then it was hell trying to find parking remotely near where I wanted to go.
Chocolate chip cookies
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Chocolate chip cookies
1, 4, 6
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
1, 4, 6
Star Trek: The Next Generation
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Star Trek: The Next Generation
What if Variety contacted Kendrick directly and, just to f*ck with them, he said “Yeah. That’s exactly what it means”?
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What if Variety contacted Kendrick directly and, just to f*ck with them, he said “Yeah. That’s exactly what it means”?
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BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BBW Wallflowers $2.75 today! No code!
Yes! Because there’s definitely a difference between hearing someone speak and *listening* to what they’re saying.
Like you can hear me. Sure. But when you listen and apply >>>>>
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes! Because there’s definitely a difference between hearing someone speak and *listening* to what they’re saying.
B, 3, Z
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
B, 3, Z
H
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79
Sure would. Don’t miss out on some top-notch loving just cuz y’all work together.
Would you date someone from work?
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sure would. Don’t miss out on some top-notch loving just cuz y’all work together.
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One of the (many) legal gaps that needs to be filled after this nightmare is over is to prohibit federal law enforcement agencies from using federal funds to create propaganda videos with anyone in custody. This is all about spectacle and content creation, remove the incentive and the means
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One of the (many) legal gaps that needs to be filled after this nightmare is over is to prohibit federal law enforcement agencies from using federal funds to create propaganda videos with anyone in custody. This is all about spectacle and content creation, remove the incentive and the means
Yeah, I’m the same way.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I say all the things. I will loudly say I like your nose. Your eyebrows. Your lashes. The back of your knee. Whatever.
If you like someone’s nose, would you say it? lol It’s such an odd thing to say unlike a smile.
October 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yeah, I’m the same way.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
I’ve complimented women on their ear lobes, hairline, the inside of her forearm, her pigeon toed feet, her calves…
If it’s in any way attractive to me, she’s gonna hear about it.
1. Cracklin’ Oat Bran
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
My husband and I are having a cultural debate on cereals. With this being said, what kind of cereal is your favorite? A single or a top three will suffice!
October 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
1. Cracklin’ Oat Bran
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3. Honey Bunches of Oats
In that order.
I think it was 3 or 4 months
What's the quickest y'all have said the L word and meant it?
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think it was 3 or 4 months
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I just saw a commercial telling people how to invest their 401Ks & retirement in cryptocurrency
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I just saw a commercial telling people how to invest their 401Ks & retirement in cryptocurrency
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
Y’all. For the love of Christ, PLEASE do not do that. PLEASE. Tell the elders. Tell the kids early in their career. Between the volatility and the SEC being unwilling to prosecute fraud, do NOT do this.
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ABOLISH ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
October 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ABOLISH ICE.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Toothpaste ➡️ Water ➡️ Brush
It’s the law.
It’s the law.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Toothpaste ➡️ Water ➡️ Brush
It’s the law.
It’s the law.
Seriously…he should do his entire set in Spanish. Not a single word of English.
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Seriously…he should do his entire set in Spanish. Not a single word of English.
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Thoughtful > expensive
September 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thoughtful > expensive
I couldn’t agree more. I love Wikipedia.
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I couldn’t agree more. I love Wikipedia.