Jamie
jmrz.bsky.social
Jamie
@jmrz.bsky.social
I have magical hair & three magical cats. Mostly just here for nonsense. She / her. ✨
Everyone say YAY for Felix who had his kidney disease blood tests done and his results are the best they've been since 2023. His kidney prescription diet is working!! 🎉
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every four weeks I take Salem to the vet for his arthritis injection and bribe him with churu treats so he doesn't commit a felony.

My favourite part of this experience is taking photos of him being angry but too interested in the churu to do anything about it.
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Absolutely INCREDIBLE offerings on FB marketplace.
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Clearing out my bookshelf because I don't give shelf space to abusers and it feels particularly rough to be tearing out this inscription from a friend given the circumstances.

The Gaiman article is so harrowing. I hope his victims find peace.
January 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No, a van to me is slightly bigger than, say, a 4WD car. A van is basically a large rectangular car with a big storage space. A small lorry to me is a cab at the front with a (fixed) rectangular storage cube on the back like this.
January 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I made two batches of chocolate chip muffins which are now in the freezer so I can pull one out, heat it up, and have a fresh baked muffin whenever I like.
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This year I hope you all find something you love as much as my cats love churu treats.
January 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I got my hair done just in time for Christmas and I'm extra hot now. You're all very welcome ✨🔮
December 22, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I haven't seen anyone with my combination of Pink Pilates Princess yet and when I saw this come up in wrapped last night I literally snorted out loud. Hilarious combination of words.
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Also, in other news: grass green, sky blue, etc. #SpotifyWrapped #TaylorSwift
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I'm sorry what do you MEAN I'm in the top 0.01% of listeners for Red Wine Supernova?? #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Calcifer really is just like this. All of the time. Big 'lights are on but no one is home' energy from this boy. I love him immensely.
December 4, 2024 at 12:23 PM
It's International Day of People with Disabilities #IDPWD so OF COURSE I woke up feeling Mystery Bad and Too Hot. I've been stuck on the couch alternating between dozing off, nausea, and violent tremors because my nervous system has lost the plot.
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 AM
My god the VOICE on this man. Hozier was absolutely incredible live.
November 15, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Perhaps one day Calcifer will look like a normal cat but alas, today is not that day.
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Salem has to have an arthritis injection every month and the only way we get through that without a massive tantrum is with bribes of treats. This experience is not dissimilar to training myself away from The Bad Site and posting here more instead.
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
A real Princess and the Pea situation going on here
October 10, 2023 at 9:54 AM
My big bear of a cat Salem, my entire heart and soul cat, was diagnosed with Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy this week.

So far his only symptom is a heart murmur and he doesn't require meds. I don't know how to cope with the fact he's not going to live forever, it is soul crushingly unfair.
September 27, 2023 at 11:12 AM
He got stuck in the yard and of course could not get back up on the fence to come home. I had to drive around the block, knock on a very confused elderly woman's door and explain that my ridiculous cat was stuck in her yard.
September 9, 2023 at 10:57 AM
We were having some nice (supervised) outside time today when Felix broke containment by climbing onto the shed, refusing to come down, and then jumping into the neighbour's backyard.
September 9, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Yeah, that's kind of the theory we have now! He's a beautiful boy. He asks to be picked up by stretching up and putting his paws on my legs or my chest (if he's on the couch or something), and then he'll wrap them around my neck and hold on. I have to walk around with him like a toddler on my hip 😂
September 8, 2023 at 7:12 AM
It's right up there with the Frog Phone
September 8, 2023 at 7:05 AM
Everyone gets very excited about Salem because he is gigantic and not quite a tabby and not quite a tortie. His back is all black, the top of his tail is black. He has tabby stripes on his legs, but the split tortie face and belly. To me he's just my big large bear of a cat. Perfect.
September 8, 2023 at 2:51 AM
Wild finds on FB marketplace today.
September 8, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Salem went to the vet today and the monstrous dose of sedatives kicked in after we got home. The large boy has arthritis which he got a fancy injection for, and also a heart murmur. So now he needs to see a cat cardiologist. Because of course my cats would also need medical specialists.
September 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM