John Proffitt
@jmproffitt.bsky.social
gov tech | media critic | snarkmaster
Ask your doctor if Affluenza™ is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Affluenza™ is right for you.
There's a gang Cold War in progress at my grocery store
March 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's a gang Cold War in progress at my grocery store
Mixed messages, people.
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Mixed messages, people.
Joke's on you — Trump has no discretion whatsoever.
February 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Joke's on you — Trump has no discretion whatsoever.
Back in my day a coup d'état was when the military deposed the elected leader.
February 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Back in my day a coup d'état was when the military deposed the elected leader.
Vance knows all too well what happens when you badmouth Trump. It’s awful! You end up Vice President under Trump.
February 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Vance knows all too well what happens when you badmouth Trump. It’s awful! You end up Vice President under Trump.
Dammit @theonion.com you guys are so good at this...
January 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dammit @theonion.com you guys are so good at this...
My defense attorney will appreciate this particular bit of exonerating evidence.
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My defense attorney will appreciate this particular bit of exonerating evidence.
I have a clue in the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder...
December 8, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I have a clue in the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder...
For $6 million would you rather have that banana or... this guy?
November 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
For $6 million would you rather have that banana or... this guy?
If you ask mainstream media, Harris was blown out of the water in the election. But as the count continues, the popular vote is quite close. And Trump win with LESS than 50% of the vote.
All "landslide" and "mandate" hot takes out there are hot garbage.
All "landslide" and "mandate" hot takes out there are hot garbage.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
If you ask mainstream media, Harris was blown out of the water in the election. But as the count continues, the popular vote is quite close. And Trump win with LESS than 50% of the vote.
All "landslide" and "mandate" hot takes out there are hot garbage.
All "landslide" and "mandate" hot takes out there are hot garbage.
Even Matt Drudge got it right.
November 1, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Even Matt Drudge got it right.
Milton is on the doorstep...
October 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Milton is on the doorstep...
Kamala Harris is NOT the Emissary. There's only ONE Emissary.
September 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Kamala Harris is NOT the Emissary. There's only ONE Emissary.
David Muir is not amused with your antics.
September 11, 2024 at 1:57 AM
David Muir is not amused with your antics.
My favorite high school teacher threatened to sue me and my parents because of what I wrote about him.
August 29, 2024 at 6:18 AM
My favorite high school teacher threatened to sue me and my parents because of what I wrote about him.
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!
July 5, 2024 at 11:25 AM
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!
Rick and Captain Renault - the best pairing in Casablanca.
June 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Rick and Captain Renault - the best pairing in Casablanca.
I have my campaign signs ready.
May 8, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I have my campaign signs ready.
Immigration (especially the illegal kind, with poor people willing to do almost any kind of work) is... good... for the American economy? That's unpossible!
www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...
www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...
April 5, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Immigration (especially the illegal kind, with poor people willing to do almost any kind of work) is... good... for the American economy? That's unpossible!
www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...
www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...
I dunno... he seems more of a good pick for the Republicans...
March 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I dunno... he seems more of a good pick for the Republicans...