JohnnieMotley
@jmotley131.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Him/He), 25, desperately stumbling my way through life.
little known fact of President Taft was his ability to inhale his competitors and absorb their power as his own. This is actually how he defeated William Brian for the presidency in the 1908 election, inhaling him during the final debate and triggering his victory as written by the founding fathers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
little known fact of President Taft was his ability to inhale his competitors and absorb their power as his own. This is actually how he defeated William Brian for the presidency in the 1908 election, inhaling him during the final debate and triggering his victory as written by the founding fathers.
NASA taking photos of Neptune
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NASA taking photos of Neptune
Actual audio of Bubba to Trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Actual audio of Bubba to Trump
“If @moiloru.bsky.social were active, they’d be very upset!”
October 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“If @moiloru.bsky.social were active, they’d be very upset!”
It’s 2007: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s 2007: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
New Danganronpa lets goooooo
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
New Danganronpa lets goooooo
“I’m not gay but $20 is $20” mfs when silksong launches:
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“I’m not gay but $20 is $20” mfs when silksong launches:
now you might ask me “Johnnie, what’s the point of getting the Jak 2 and 3 platinum on PS3 when you just got them on Vita” and to that I’d say “just in case”
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
now you might ask me “Johnnie, what’s the point of getting the Jak 2 and 3 platinum on PS3 when you just got them on Vita” and to that I’d say “just in case”
recently I’ve been thinking about what kind of man I want to be. I had to ask myself tough questions like “do I really want to be the kind of man who DOESNT have the Jak 3 platinum on Vita? Do I have it in me to be that guy?” and I decided… I didn’t
August 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
recently I’ve been thinking about what kind of man I want to be. I had to ask myself tough questions like “do I really want to be the kind of man who DOESNT have the Jak 3 platinum on Vita? Do I have it in me to be that guy?” and I decided… I didn’t
I found this switch 2 today. It’s a good thing I had my copy of Yakuza zero directors cut, which I carry with me at all times for emergencies like this
July 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I found this switch 2 today. It’s a good thing I had my copy of Yakuza zero directors cut, which I carry with me at all times for emergencies like this
I really felt like wasting 14 hours of my life this month and it turns out getting the Jak 2 platinum on Vita was perfect for that
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really felt like wasting 14 hours of my life this month and it turns out getting the Jak 2 platinum on Vita was perfect for that
ha ha ha artemis go brrrrrr #DMC3 #DMC3Crimson
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ha ha ha artemis go brrrrrr #DMC3 #DMC3Crimson
these two interacting is the only reason why I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
these two interacting is the only reason why I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts
don’t mind me, just bowled a perfect game in Yakuza Kiwami
May 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
don’t mind me, just bowled a perfect game in Yakuza Kiwami
happy Onimusha 2 day chat
May 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
happy Onimusha 2 day chat
“Prequel games that take place around Christmas and showcase the origins of the relationship between the main character and their rival”
May 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Prequel games that take place around Christmas and showcase the origins of the relationship between the main character and their rival”
chat do I call it or keep digging?
March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
chat do I call it or keep digging?
could a bioshock boy and a fallout girl make it work?
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
could a bioshock boy and a fallout girl make it work?
state of play summary:
February 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
state of play summary:
why did he say this
February 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
why did he say this
I will be dead in the cold cold ground before that happens
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I will be dead in the cold cold ground before that happens