JohnnieMotley
@jmotley131.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Him/He), 25, desperately stumbling my way through life.
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little known fact of President Taft was his ability to inhale his competitors and absorb their power as his own. This is actually how he defeated William Brian for the presidency in the 1908 election, inhaling him during the final debate and triggering his victory as written by the founding fathers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
little known fact of President Taft was his ability to inhale his competitors and absorb their power as his own. This is actually how he defeated William Brian for the presidency in the 1908 election, inhaling him during the final debate and triggering his victory as written by the founding fathers.
NASA taking photos of Neptune
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NASA taking photos of Neptune
Pennywise waking up in 2025: you all are STILL talking about Bill Clinton getting a blow job? …wait from WHO?
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pennywise waking up in 2025: you all are STILL talking about Bill Clinton getting a blow job? …wait from WHO?
Trump and Bill just redefined what it means to come across the aisle
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump and Bill just redefined what it means to come across the aisle
Actual audio of Bubba to Trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Actual audio of Bubba to Trump
I’ve never played a sequel that misunderstood what made the original so great more than Pikmin 2. such a miserable game to play compared to the first.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I’ve never played a sequel that misunderstood what made the original so great more than Pikmin 2. such a miserable game to play compared to the first.
Kingdom Hearts would have gone so hard on Vita, especially with cross buy and cross save.
It’s 2013, you buy a copy of KH1.5 on PS3 and with it you get a digital copy of it on your Vita. So you could wake up for school, play 1.5 on PS3, and then upload your save to your Vita and play on the bus
It’s 2013, you buy a copy of KH1.5 on PS3 and with it you get a digital copy of it on your Vita. So you could wake up for school, play 1.5 on PS3, and then upload your save to your Vita and play on the bus
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kingdom Hearts would have gone so hard on Vita, especially with cross buy and cross save.
It’s 2013, you buy a copy of KH1.5 on PS3 and with it you get a digital copy of it on your Vita. So you could wake up for school, play 1.5 on PS3, and then upload your save to your Vita and play on the bus
It’s 2013, you buy a copy of KH1.5 on PS3 and with it you get a digital copy of it on your Vita. So you could wake up for school, play 1.5 on PS3, and then upload your save to your Vita and play on the bus
It’s 2007: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s 2007: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
It’s 2027: the President is a buffoon and is destroying America as we know it. There is a Simpsons movie coming out.
straight up funniest joke he's ever told
Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
straight up funniest joke he's ever told
Cannot believe we’re gonna get DR2 again before chapter 74 of The Hope Foundation @moiloru.bsky.social
Danganronpa 2x2 (main game + additional story) announced, out 2026
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Cannot believe we’re gonna get DR2 again before chapter 74 of The Hope Foundation @moiloru.bsky.social
I miss having the luxury of not having to think about politics. Which, of course, inevitably led to us losing the luxury of not having to think about politics.
September 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I miss having the luxury of not having to think about politics. Which, of course, inevitably led to us losing the luxury of not having to think about politics.
New Danganronpa lets goooooo
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
New Danganronpa lets goooooo
The United States is a country controlled by people with empty heads and wicked hearts
September 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The United States is a country controlled by people with empty heads and wicked hearts
I love how I’ve never played Final Fantasy 10 and yet whenever I see an image online and I’m like “that looks like it’s from 10” I’m right 9/10 times
September 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I love how I’ve never played Final Fantasy 10 and yet whenever I see an image online and I’m like “that looks like it’s from 10” I’m right 9/10 times
“I’m not gay but $20 is $20” mfs when silksong launches:
September 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“I’m not gay but $20 is $20” mfs when silksong launches:
growing up is realizing that there’s no such thing as “cartoonishly evil” some fuckers are actually like that
August 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
growing up is realizing that there’s no such thing as “cartoonishly evil” some fuckers are actually like that
I really need Wolfenstein: The New Order and The Old Blood to come to Switch. 2 is amazing but there's nothing quite like killing zombie Nazi's.
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I really need Wolfenstein: The New Order and The Old Blood to come to Switch. 2 is amazing but there's nothing quite like killing zombie Nazi's.
now you might ask me “Johnnie, what’s the point of getting the Jak 2 and 3 platinum on PS3 when you just got them on Vita” and to that I’d say “just in case”
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
now you might ask me “Johnnie, what’s the point of getting the Jak 2 and 3 platinum on PS3 when you just got them on Vita” and to that I’d say “just in case”
recently I’ve been thinking about what kind of man I want to be. I had to ask myself tough questions like “do I really want to be the kind of man who DOESNT have the Jak 3 platinum on Vita? Do I have it in me to be that guy?” and I decided… I didn’t
August 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
recently I’ve been thinking about what kind of man I want to be. I had to ask myself tough questions like “do I really want to be the kind of man who DOESNT have the Jak 3 platinum on Vita? Do I have it in me to be that guy?” and I decided… I didn’t
I found this switch 2 today. It’s a good thing I had my copy of Yakuza zero directors cut, which I carry with me at all times for emergencies like this
July 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I found this switch 2 today. It’s a good thing I had my copy of Yakuza zero directors cut, which I carry with me at all times for emergencies like this
I really felt like wasting 14 hours of my life this month and it turns out getting the Jak 2 platinum on Vita was perfect for that
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really felt like wasting 14 hours of my life this month and it turns out getting the Jak 2 platinum on Vita was perfect for that
ha ha ha artemis go brrrrrr #DMC3 #DMC3Crimson
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ha ha ha artemis go brrrrrr #DMC3 #DMC3Crimson
America in 2025 looks like an early 2000s Montgomery Ward going out of business sale. Happy July 4th I guess.
July 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
America in 2025 looks like an early 2000s Montgomery Ward going out of business sale. Happy July 4th I guess.
these two interacting is the only reason why I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
these two interacting is the only reason why I want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts
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Eddie boy out here fighting Ripjaw from Ben 10
June 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Eddie boy out here fighting Ripjaw from Ben 10