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Jordan the naive monkey
@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social
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Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, 👫. Workout now and again. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
😸 dad and DEI professional.
📍NE London
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A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻‍♀️

www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
A graph showing that at 178cm Jordan is slightly past the average curve
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Libraries are cool

#LiverpoolCentralLibrary #CentralLibrary #Readmorebooks #BookSky
Spiral architecture with a glass domed ceiling. A round, wooden reading room. A glass roof with staircases going down.
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Out and about in Liverpool
A man with a beard and red coat stood by the railings of the Mersey Ferry. Liverpool can be seen in the background A man with a beard looks forlornly off camera. A drawing of George Harrison is behind him. A man with a beard and blue sunglasses smiles to the camera A man wearing a red coat and blue is stood behind an orange heart that reads "all you need is love"
October 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Went to the gym
Took some selfies
A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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We're on a weekend away
Two bearded men, one with pink hair and the other in a blue hat taking a selfie in front of the Liver building. A man stood in front of the Liver building A man in a red jacket and blue hat is stood behind an orange heart that has "All you need is love" on one side
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The boys this morning posing on the cat shelf.
Two black and white cats are sat on a door shelf. Two black and white cats sat on a shelf
October 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Percy is watching a nature doc about cheetahs - is this cat porn?
A small black and white kitten is sat in front of a TV watching a programme about cheetahs
September 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I'm almost a 5.

What about you?
A white man with a hairy chest and beard, wearing only a green jockstrap, stood in a bedroom.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Braved the rain and the crowded high street to do a little exercise.
A white man with a grey and black beard taking a selfie. He wears a green Celtics vest. A white man with a grey and black beard taking a selfie. He wears a green Celtics vest.
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Before the Eisner Awards next week, today I read Helen of Wyndhorn (which has been nominated 7 times in 6 categories).

Beautiful art, lovely story and a strong female lead.

Good luck next week

#HelenOfWyndhorn @tomking.bsky.social @bilquis.bsky.social @claytoncowles.bsky.social @darkhorse.com
The cover of Helen of Wyndhorn showing a young ginger woman sat on a log before a large mysterious house
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Unsurprisingly I'm a True Nerd!
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I already have too many, unread omnibus' and Epic Collections but I found out this existed yesterday and it's taking all my willpower not to order a copy!

I've never read any Doom 2099 - would this be any good?

#Doom #FantasticFour #Marvel2099
June 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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We're hoping for the same with these two.

The bigger one is almost 2 and he wasn't accepted by the older cats when we rescued him but he's been fascinated by the 10week old kitten who joined us last week.

They have been playing togetber for the last few days. 😊
Two tuxedo cats (2 years and 11 weeks old) stretched out on the floor
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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There are a few similarities between 28 Years Later and Attack on Titan...

#28YearsLater #AttackOnTitan #Zombie #Rage #Survivors #PostApocalypse #OutOfContext
The walled community from Attack on Titan A group of naked Titans from Attack on Titan A bearded Titan The team of Titan killers from Attack on Titan
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Do it!
We got a new kitten 5 days ago.
He's full of energy and has no fear!
Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten playing in a tunnel Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten sleeping on a colourful rug Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten resting in a tunnel
June 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Sweaty workout

#heatwave #topless #supermanvest #hairychest
June 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Selfies from the past week
Jordan at the gym Jordan at the Tandle Hill monument Jordan on a train Jordan on his way home from the gym
June 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Due to my damaged finger, there have been some things I've been unable to do at the gym, mainly pulling things - so no 'back workouts'. But I attempted one today and went too far and now have a sore back (and finger). 🙁
Jordan sat at the gym wearing a green vest Jordan pulling something at the gym Jordan taking a selfie on the street under a clear blue sky
May 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Morning sun putting me behind bars!

#morningsun #hairychest
A topless hairy man covered in dark stripes, shadows cast from the blind A topless hairy man covered in dark stripes, shadows cast from the blind
May 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Living his best life, warming himself in the window.

#PetCat #Cat #Blackandwhitecat
BusStop, a black and white cat, lounges in a window bed
April 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Saturday pump.

#hairychest #chesthair #hairyman
A white, bearded man flexing his left arm A white, topless bearded man with a hairy chest A white, topless, bearded man flexing his left arm
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Bare chested for #fursday
Any tips on growing my chest appreciated.
The author without a shirt on, hairy chest on display, in black and white The author without a shirt on, hairy chest on display, stood in a bathroom
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The bulk of my genes are hirsute, so I can help out here...
A hairy chested Brit in black and white
April 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A few topless pics for this week's #MCM

#HairyChest #Hairyback #Blackandwhite #Hairyman #bearded
A black & white photo of a thin topless man with a beard and hairy chest A black & white photo of a thin topless man with a beard and hairy chest A black & white photo of the back of a white, hairy man with tattoos
April 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Napping with cats
A cat rests his face into a grey blanket A black and white cat is snuggled on a grey blanket
April 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM