Jordan the naive monkey
@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social
Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, 👫. Workout now and again. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
😸 dad and DEI professional.
📍NE London
😸 dad and DEI professional.
📍NE London
A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻♀️
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October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! 🧍🏻♀️
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Good night, Bluesky
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good night, Bluesky
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Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors
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Bette
is brilliant!
is brilliant!
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Bette
is brilliant!
is brilliant!
The lighting and "design" of this guy makes this image look AI - surely the BBC wouldn't be using images produced by AI to illustrate their articles?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Nerdy' Caddington man made explosive devices in shed - court
Harry Whittaker, 33, is charged with making and possessing explosive substances at the semi-detached home.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The lighting and "design" of this guy makes this image look AI - surely the BBC wouldn't be using images produced by AI to illustrate their articles?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Most bus rides nowadays include at least one inconsiderate passenger blasting either a call, music or noise from TikTok outloud.
If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Transport for London criticised for lax nuisance noise enforcement
A FOI disclosure reveals TfL has only brought four prosecutions since 2020 over nuisance noise.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Most bus rides nowadays include at least one inconsiderate passenger blasting either a call, music or noise from TikTok outloud.
If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Out and about in Liverpool
October 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Out and about in Liverpool
Went to the gym
Took some selfies
Took some selfies
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Went to the gym
Took some selfies
Took some selfies
We're on a weekend away
October 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We're on a weekend away
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🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
Not sure what I've done but I keep getting suggested posts from accounts of adults in nappies. - Not really my thing, so I also keep blocking random kink profiles!
October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not sure what I've done but I keep getting suggested posts from accounts of adults in nappies. - Not really my thing, so I also keep blocking random kink profiles!
Reading the Imperial tie-ins and had to read the Wiki on Death of the Inhumans because I had forgotten how quickly and badly dropped the characters - like a bag of hot, flaming shit!
Lol
#MarvelComics #Imperial #Inhumans
Lol
#MarvelComics #Imperial #Inhumans
a woman with very long red hair is standing next to a man with long hair .
Alt: Medusa, a woman with very long, badly CGI'd red hair is shoving Maximus away from her as if he gives her the ick.
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reading the Imperial tie-ins and had to read the Wiki on Death of the Inhumans because I had forgotten how quickly and badly dropped the characters - like a bag of hot, flaming shit!
Lol
#MarvelComics #Imperial #Inhumans
Lol
#MarvelComics #Imperial #Inhumans
The boys this morning posing on the cat shelf.
October 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The boys this morning posing on the cat shelf.
Percy is watching a nature doc about cheetahs - is this cat porn?
September 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Percy is watching a nature doc about cheetahs - is this cat porn?
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
Learnt what a balut is and now feel a bit queasy.
Thanks Drag Race!
Thanks Drag Race!
a man wearing sunglasses and a green shirt with breaking bobby bones on the bottom
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a green shirt is about to be sick
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Learnt what a balut is and now feel a bit queasy.
Thanks Drag Race!
Thanks Drag Race!
I'm almost a 5.
What about you?
What about you?
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm almost a 5.
What about you?
What about you?
@riseburycrisis.bsky.social look, it's Rooster Gold!
Extreme Rooster Gold is the best thing you will see all day (this will be true no matter what day it is)!
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@riseburycrisis.bsky.social look, it's Rooster Gold!
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The scenes on our streets are shameful consequences of decades of austerity - government after government fanning the flames of anti migration instead of tackling inequality.
We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.
We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The scenes on our streets are shameful consequences of decades of austerity - government after government fanning the flames of anti migration instead of tackling inequality.
We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.
We can & must make different choices. Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together.
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Happy 40th anniversary to "Thundercats".
Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).
Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).
September 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Happy 40th anniversary to "Thundercats".
Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).
Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).
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Think it’s taken about 7-8 years but @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social finally got round to finishing his Lego Voltron 🤓🤖
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Think it’s taken about 7-8 years but @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social finally got round to finishing his Lego Voltron 🤓🤖
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Just a quiet day for @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social’s birthday… (I’m exhausted!)
September 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just a quiet day for @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social’s birthday… (I’m exhausted!)
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It’s how he sleeps now. He’s been with us… 9 weeks? He is baby.
September 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s how he sleeps now. He’s been with us… 9 weeks? He is baby.