J Jordan
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J Jordan
@jmjordan416.bsky.social
Dragon whisperer! Ok dragonfly whisperer. Stroke, viral myocarditis/HF, cancer, misc life events. Former data architect, programmer, bench chemist. Cosmologist wannabe since 8 and love the sciences. Woodworking and occasional artist. Generally creative!
I’m very interested in finding the location of the statue. Who made this statue? Was it in bronze or marble? And what are its limitations? Does it only stay in one place for a certain amount of time? I really want to know!
April 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I could give a long mansplained list but…
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My sister smacked him in the arm when she heard the exchange.
February 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah, my brother-in-law told me, “Hey, you lost weight. Lookin good! How’d you do it?” I answered, “Thanks, I dropped 25 pounds during a weeklong stay in the hospital.”
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@charlotteaugst.bsky.social I hope you were able to find something more useful to your needs.
January 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s the acceptance of things one cannot change and the will to do things one can.
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You are the epitome of WFH! I wish you success!
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I hope you took planned time off for your own wellbeing!
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, y’all can have ‘em! And go on your way. Keep that gas to yourselves!
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sorry, dude. Ugh! Brussel sprouts are gross. I’ve never had any version that tastes good to me. Plus they are cruciferous and hard on my gut.
January 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Five guys! Excellent burgers. Now, can you explain this deep mystery to me…Why do people buy up all the milk and bread when it snows?? I grew up in the south (NC) and it happens every time it snows!
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A handful of groceries, please!
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Then I say, “We might live long enough to see the Butlerian Jihad!” Ugh! What a catch-22! SkyNet vs Butlerian Jihad
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Then she says, “I hope we live long enough to see walking talking AI but not long enough to see SkyNet take over!”
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Geese chillin
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m in no way any kind of “-plicit!” Explicit, implicit, complicit, duplicit, displicit, replicit, or even unplicit! Non of em!
January 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don’t know what a Rozzie-Rat is but down here in the south, Aunt is pronounced several ways:
1- Aw-unt
2- Ay-int
3- Ant
Etc
January 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
And if you’re going to carry me, carry me like you mean it!
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Can I have that please? A bit of butter and yum!
January 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM