John Mike McGuire
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Last night, I spoke to my aunt who resides in my hometown. She was explaining the issues her and my uncle were facing with health & insurance coverage. My aunt works when she can, my uncle has had shoulder surgery among other things that has decommissioned him from the workforces 1/🧵
April 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last night, I spoke to my aunt who resides in my hometown. She was explaining the issues her and my uncle were facing with health & insurance coverage. My aunt works when she can, my uncle has had shoulder surgery among other things that has decommissioned him from the workforces 1/🧵
Had a very unique (and exciting admittedly) scenario play out over the weekend. Admittedly, it was the first of such an instance as it was initiated by the other party first. It was great, honestly!
Today, I learned of the true colors of the other party left with nothing but a sting.
Today, I learned of the true colors of the other party left with nothing but a sting.
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Had a very unique (and exciting admittedly) scenario play out over the weekend. Admittedly, it was the first of such an instance as it was initiated by the other party first. It was great, honestly!
Today, I learned of the true colors of the other party left with nothing but a sting.
Today, I learned of the true colors of the other party left with nothing but a sting.
Coming back to this to say i was able to successfully log into my online portal. Wouldn’t you know that I learned I owed more than what the initial bill stated.
The physical bill for the second portion had yet to arrive at my home.
The physical bill for the second portion had yet to arrive at my home.
Been paying for health insurance ever since I’ve been working. Fortunately, I have a good plan. Yet, it still baffles me that even after paying $2k+ per year for it I still receive a bill to pay more out of pocket including my copay.
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
March 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Coming back to this to say i was able to successfully log into my online portal. Wouldn’t you know that I learned I owed more than what the initial bill stated.
The physical bill for the second portion had yet to arrive at my home.
The physical bill for the second portion had yet to arrive at my home.
Been paying for health insurance ever since I’ve been working. Fortunately, I have a good plan. Yet, it still baffles me that even after paying $2k+ per year for it I still receive a bill to pay more out of pocket including my copay.
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
March 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Been paying for health insurance ever since I’ve been working. Fortunately, I have a good plan. Yet, it still baffles me that even after paying $2k+ per year for it I still receive a bill to pay more out of pocket including my copay.
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
I would suggest universal healthcare but that’s “socialist.”
It takes a lot to stump me especially in my own city.
But someone walking their goats downtown is something that stumps me.
But someone walking their goats downtown is something that stumps me.
February 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It takes a lot to stump me especially in my own city.
But someone walking their goats downtown is something that stumps me.
But someone walking their goats downtown is something that stumps me.
Can’t believe I get to live in the timeline where Kentucky Fried Chicken will be headquartered in Texas.
Meanwhile, Texas Roadhouse will still be headquartered in Kentucky.
Meanwhile, Texas Roadhouse will still be headquartered in Kentucky.
February 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can’t believe I get to live in the timeline where Kentucky Fried Chicken will be headquartered in Texas.
Meanwhile, Texas Roadhouse will still be headquartered in Kentucky.
Meanwhile, Texas Roadhouse will still be headquartered in Kentucky.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
Excited to try yet another new flavor of Dotz pretzels! The snack has quickly become kryptonite.
February 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Excited to try yet another new flavor of Dotz pretzels! The snack has quickly become kryptonite.
You know there has always been one question which has remained answerless throughout the years:
Why are bathrooms at the club so small for capacity?
Why are bathrooms at the club so small for capacity?
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know there has always been one question which has remained answerless throughout the years:
Why are bathrooms at the club so small for capacity?
Why are bathrooms at the club so small for capacity?
At this point, I am having difficulty discerning between truth from fiction.
But hey! At least our congressional leaders have their priorities laser focused to aid in the resolving of inflation, healthcare crisis, housing crises, natural disaster relief.
But hey! At least our congressional leaders have their priorities laser focused to aid in the resolving of inflation, healthcare crisis, housing crises, natural disaster relief.
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
At this point, I am having difficulty discerning between truth from fiction.
But hey! At least our congressional leaders have their priorities laser focused to aid in the resolving of inflation, healthcare crisis, housing crises, natural disaster relief.
But hey! At least our congressional leaders have their priorities laser focused to aid in the resolving of inflation, healthcare crisis, housing crises, natural disaster relief.
You know…I’m so happy we have gotten to work on the issues truly affecting the masses of the the citizens.
(I hate it here)
(I hate it here)
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You know…I’m so happy we have gotten to work on the issues truly affecting the masses of the the citizens.
(I hate it here)
(I hate it here)
Real talk for the Super Bowl:
Will the halftime show blow another transformer at the Superdome?
Will the halftime show blow another transformer at the Superdome?
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Real talk for the Super Bowl:
Will the halftime show blow another transformer at the Superdome?
Will the halftime show blow another transformer at the Superdome?
I feel like Cardi B in her song “Up” captures how the rest of the world views the States right now:
“Broke boys don’t deserve no p***y, I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.”
“Broke boys don’t deserve no p***y, I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.”
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel like Cardi B in her song “Up” captures how the rest of the world views the States right now:
“Broke boys don’t deserve no p***y, I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.”
“Broke boys don’t deserve no p***y, I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.”
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ok, maybe if we stand really still february won’t see us.
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ok, maybe if we stand really still february won’t see us.
It is ironic.
The last time I consistently began working out to better my health was in February 2020. Then COVID happened.
It is now February 2025 and I began working out consistently in mid January. And well, we see what is happening in the context of the U.S. Maybe I wasn’t meant to work out.
The last time I consistently began working out to better my health was in February 2020. Then COVID happened.
It is now February 2025 and I began working out consistently in mid January. And well, we see what is happening in the context of the U.S. Maybe I wasn’t meant to work out.
February 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It is ironic.
The last time I consistently began working out to better my health was in February 2020. Then COVID happened.
It is now February 2025 and I began working out consistently in mid January. And well, we see what is happening in the context of the U.S. Maybe I wasn’t meant to work out.
The last time I consistently began working out to better my health was in February 2020. Then COVID happened.
It is now February 2025 and I began working out consistently in mid January. And well, we see what is happening in the context of the U.S. Maybe I wasn’t meant to work out.
It is quite interesting how, suddenly, people are using being on spectrum/autistic as a justification for certain actions.
Funny because the same people tried to tell me it was a sin issue, human construct to cover up a sin issue or caused by my vaccines.
Funny because the same people tried to tell me it was a sin issue, human construct to cover up a sin issue or caused by my vaccines.
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January 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is quite interesting how, suddenly, people are using being on spectrum/autistic as a justification for certain actions.
Funny because the same people tried to tell me it was a sin issue, human construct to cover up a sin issue or caused by my vaccines.
Funny because the same people tried to tell me it was a sin issue, human construct to cover up a sin issue or caused by my vaccines.
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Monday.
We need this today more than any other day.
Think of him sometime during this day.
Think of only him.
RIP MLKJr
Be special. Be nice. Be helpful. Be able. Be beautiful. Be kind. Be confident. Be positive. Be patient. Be determined. Be prepared. Be ready.
Take no shit.
We need this today more than any other day.
Think of him sometime during this day.
Think of only him.
RIP MLKJr
Be special. Be nice. Be helpful. Be able. Be beautiful. Be kind. Be confident. Be positive. Be patient. Be determined. Be prepared. Be ready.
Take no shit.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Monday.
We need this today more than any other day.
Think of him sometime during this day.
Think of only him.
RIP MLKJr
Be special. Be nice. Be helpful. Be able. Be beautiful. Be kind. Be confident. Be positive. Be patient. Be determined. Be prepared. Be ready.
Take no shit.
We need this today more than any other day.
Think of him sometime during this day.
Think of only him.
RIP MLKJr
Be special. Be nice. Be helpful. Be able. Be beautiful. Be kind. Be confident. Be positive. Be patient. Be determined. Be prepared. Be ready.
Take no shit.
If the next four years were a drink:
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If the next four years were a drink:
Earlier today, everyone was explaining how the snow forecasts were inaccurate, weatherman scared business off, and roads aren’t bad.
In the last hour, nature has hit us with that, “What did you say? What did you say?! Oh, hell no, come here! I ain’t done yet” energy.
In the last hour, nature has hit us with that, “What did you say? What did you say?! Oh, hell no, come here! I ain’t done yet” energy.
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Earlier today, everyone was explaining how the snow forecasts were inaccurate, weatherman scared business off, and roads aren’t bad.
In the last hour, nature has hit us with that, “What did you say? What did you say?! Oh, hell no, come here! I ain’t done yet” energy.
In the last hour, nature has hit us with that, “What did you say? What did you say?! Oh, hell no, come here! I ain’t done yet” energy.
Currently experiencing the 10% of a year where I wish I owned a Subaru.
AMA.
AMA.
January 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Currently experiencing the 10% of a year where I wish I owned a Subaru.
AMA.
AMA.
Trying to come up with ideas to celebrate my 35th next year with friends.
Anyone have reasonably priced suggestions?
Anyone have reasonably priced suggestions?
December 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Trying to come up with ideas to celebrate my 35th next year with friends.
Anyone have reasonably priced suggestions?
Anyone have reasonably priced suggestions?
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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December 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Currently living in my role as the hood ornament on the struggle bus today.
-Misplaced the car keys in my house leaving to use the spare
-Forgot my lunch
-Forgot a Christmas gift I was going to take to a friend tonight
-Missed a work Teams call
Trying to be positive today is the goal.
-Misplaced the car keys in my house leaving to use the spare
-Forgot my lunch
-Forgot a Christmas gift I was going to take to a friend tonight
-Missed a work Teams call
Trying to be positive today is the goal.
December 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Currently living in my role as the hood ornament on the struggle bus today.
-Misplaced the car keys in my house leaving to use the spare
-Forgot my lunch
-Forgot a Christmas gift I was going to take to a friend tonight
-Missed a work Teams call
Trying to be positive today is the goal.
-Misplaced the car keys in my house leaving to use the spare
-Forgot my lunch
-Forgot a Christmas gift I was going to take to a friend tonight
-Missed a work Teams call
Trying to be positive today is the goal.
Let’s go Kentucky!!!!!
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December 14, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Let’s go Kentucky!!!!!
Got to send out some festive cheer to friends & loved ones earlier today!
Merry Christmas & happy holidays, y’all!
Merry Christmas & happy holidays, y’all!
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Got to send out some festive cheer to friends & loved ones earlier today!
Merry Christmas & happy holidays, y’all!
Merry Christmas & happy holidays, y’all!