Thought of you tonight. My new stepsister remarked on a beer on the menu called “Die, Todd, Die.” You can probably guess the rest.

I don’t know what those are, but if I did, you’d get em gratis!

You know, when I first tried watching The Wire - when it premiered - I turned it off cuz I felt like they were cursing too much. I cheated myself, for years, of one of the best shows of all time.

I said it first! Just giving you a hard time, you’re an icon and a hero

Why didn’t I listen to you?!?

You’re smart. I’ve always been a bit of a masochist

The inventions shows were the best!

Maybe he’s in a k-hole