Jaime Andrews
@jmendrews.bsky.social
Actor-Writer-Producer and just as annoying as that implies.
Go Cory Booker. Unfathomable to me. I need a nap after a 2 hour phone call.
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Go Cory Booker. Unfathomable to me. I need a nap after a 2 hour phone call.
Law & Order is all like "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event," then does an episode about a hot healthcare CEO killer named Bluigi Smangione.
March 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Law & Order is all like "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event," then does an episode about a hot healthcare CEO killer named Bluigi Smangione.
Watching White Lotus, I realize my ability to say “hello” and “thank you” in Thai will no longer be quite as novel.
March 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watching White Lotus, I realize my ability to say “hello” and “thank you” in Thai will no longer be quite as novel.
OK, hear me out: trump has 3 victims of migrant crime in the gallery…dems should not even show up and give their all their seats to the HUNDREDS affected by right wing extremist crimes.
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
OK, hear me out: trump has 3 victims of migrant crime in the gallery…dems should not even show up and give their all their seats to the HUNDREDS affected by right wing extremist crimes.
“Probably have to bear with me again.”
I WISH THERE WAS A BEAR WITH YOU
I WISH THERE WAS A BEAR WITH YOU
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Probably have to bear with me again.”
I WISH THERE WAS A BEAR WITH YOU
I WISH THERE WAS A BEAR WITH YOU
Immigrants already pay tax in our country, aaaaaAAAARGH!
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Immigrants already pay tax in our country, aaaaaAAAARGH!
You know, I was gonna watch a horror movie, but this is way scarier.
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You know, I was gonna watch a horror movie, but this is way scarier.
Believe it or not? Guess what, I don’t believe it.
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Believe it or not? Guess what, I don’t believe it.
NO ONE ASKED YOU TO STAND, ELON
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
NO ONE ASKED YOU TO STAND, ELON
We’ve never seen anything like it, alright. Not at all in the way he implies.
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We’ve never seen anything like it, alright. Not at all in the way he implies.
5 MINUTES. That trans athlete beat the record by 5 MINUTES, not hours. They just lie unabashedly.
March 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
5 MINUTES. That trans athlete beat the record by 5 MINUTES, not hours. They just lie unabashedly.
How would he find the cure to the most devastating disease if he cancels all research?!?
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How would he find the cure to the most devastating disease if he cancels all research?!?
Oooh, getting juicy. I sense fisticuffs!
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oooh, getting juicy. I sense fisticuffs!
Yeah, the world will never witness it again, because you’re probably gonna end it!
March 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yeah, the world will never witness it again, because you’re probably gonna end it!
How is america back?!? Does he even believe what he says?!?
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How is america back?!? Does he even believe what he says?!?
I hate them so much, and I hate we all have to deal with this.
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I hate them so much, and I hate we all have to deal with this.
I feel myself tiring of this quickly. Like maybe as soon as he actually starts speaking.
March 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I feel myself tiring of this quickly. Like maybe as soon as he actually starts speaking.
Vance looking smug like he just landed a sweet La-Z-Boy
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Vance looking smug like he just landed a sweet La-Z-Boy
I mean, they all look like bad guys, am I wrong? I know DJT loves referring to central casting, but I think he gave the wrong breakdown.
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I mean, they all look like bad guys, am I wrong? I know DJT loves referring to central casting, but I think he gave the wrong breakdown.
And why do the newscasters sound like they’re about to call a boxing match?
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
And why do the newscasters sound like they’re about to call a boxing match?
Wasn’t gonna watch but now I’m gonna live-post my reactions. First: Elon def looks more evil than he ever has before.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wasn’t gonna watch but now I’m gonna live-post my reactions. First: Elon def looks more evil than he ever has before.
Uuugh, my domain auto-renew hit today #blackoutfail
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Uuugh, my domain auto-renew hit today #blackoutfail
Talking head just said Zelensky was “literally wiping the floor with Donald trump” and gosh, how I wish that were true.
February 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Talking head just said Zelensky was “literally wiping the floor with Donald trump” and gosh, how I wish that were true.
He’s driving this country off a cliff and his people are all cheering it on like it’s NASCAR.
February 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He’s driving this country off a cliff and his people are all cheering it on like it’s NASCAR.
The fact that Hegseth was confirmed is devastating. This is not going to go well. At best, he’ll Scaramucci.
January 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The fact that Hegseth was confirmed is devastating. This is not going to go well. At best, he’ll Scaramucci.