JM Deutsch
@jmdeutsch.bsky.social
Author of “In Remembrance of Home” | EDM lover since Tiësto was in Gouryella | Enlightened Absolutist | Twitter emigré
Always in our hearts❤️
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a couch with their faces painted .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a couch with their faces painted .
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November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Always in our hearts❤️
So does that mean you’re skipping the Pantheon of Hallownest?
You haven’t really experienced true pain in life if you haven’t played for a half hour to get to Perfect Vessel and get instantly defeated.😂
…not to mention Absolute Radiance
You haven’t really experienced true pain in life if you haven’t played for a half hour to get to Perfect Vessel and get instantly defeated.😂
…not to mention Absolute Radiance
a cartoon of a rabbit standing in front of a statue
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September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So does that mean you’re skipping the Pantheon of Hallownest?
You haven’t really experienced true pain in life if you haven’t played for a half hour to get to Perfect Vessel and get instantly defeated.😂
…not to mention Absolute Radiance
You haven’t really experienced true pain in life if you haven’t played for a half hour to get to Perfect Vessel and get instantly defeated.😂
…not to mention Absolute Radiance
This picture includes a man known for the “Reign of Terror”…which he himself eventually succumbed to at the end.
I’m not sure if this post is trying to make a larger point about being educated 😂
I’m not sure if this post is trying to make a larger point about being educated 😂
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This picture includes a man known for the “Reign of Terror”…which he himself eventually succumbed to at the end.
I’m not sure if this post is trying to make a larger point about being educated 😂
I’m not sure if this post is trying to make a larger point about being educated 😂
“Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?”
a cartoon of taz the devil with his mouth open and the words trendizisst below him
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July 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?”
And a baby
(Sorry, that was too easy😂)
(Sorry, that was too easy😂)
July 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And a baby
(Sorry, that was too easy😂)
(Sorry, that was too easy😂)
Pictured: Me waiting to see the day when young people show up to vote.
a man in a white shirt and blue jacket is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
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June 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pictured: Me waiting to see the day when young people show up to vote.
I believe the exact translation from Middle Persian is a quote from an Avicenna and is “holy shit! That dog is playing an instrument and the cat is dancing! What the fuck did you put in that tea?”
June 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I believe the exact translation from Middle Persian is a quote from an Avicenna and is “holy shit! That dog is playing an instrument and the cat is dancing! What the fuck did you put in that tea?”
That’s literally the bare minimum they could do and basically just the replacement cost for the damaged structures in today’s dollars.
I’m half expecting the mayor to hold a press conference and say “Whoops! Tell those 300 people who died it’s our bad!”
www.brookings.edu/articles/the....
I’m half expecting the mayor to hold a press conference and say “Whoops! Tell those 300 people who died it’s our bad!”
www.brookings.edu/articles/the....
The true costs of the Tulsa race massacre, 100 years later
2021 marks 100 years since the infamous 1921 massacre in Tulsa, in which white mobs unleashed violence against the city’s Black people, Black institutions, and Black wealth.
www.brookings.edu
June 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That’s literally the bare minimum they could do and basically just the replacement cost for the damaged structures in today’s dollars.
I’m half expecting the mayor to hold a press conference and say “Whoops! Tell those 300 people who died it’s our bad!”
www.brookings.edu/articles/the....
I’m half expecting the mayor to hold a press conference and say “Whoops! Tell those 300 people who died it’s our bad!”
www.brookings.edu/articles/the....
I love the false equivalence of including medicine.
This headline may was well be, “New MAHA report suggests drinking bleach, gasoline, and water are bad for children”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRj...
This headline may was well be, “New MAHA report suggests drinking bleach, gasoline, and water are bad for children”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRj...
Sesame Street: One of These Things
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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May 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love the false equivalence of including medicine.
This headline may was well be, “New MAHA report suggests drinking bleach, gasoline, and water are bad for children”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRj...
This headline may was well be, “New MAHA report suggests drinking bleach, gasoline, and water are bad for children”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRj...
It’s about time.
Filthy ungulate.
Filthy ungulate.
May 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It’s about time.
Filthy ungulate.
Filthy ungulate.
Don’t worry!
I have it on good authority that the planes that stay up are Trump planes and the planes that fall down are Biden planes!
Much easier than regular air traffic control! I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this job!
I have it on good authority that the planes that stay up are Trump planes and the planes that fall down are Biden planes!
Much easier than regular air traffic control! I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this job!
a man with blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and a wig .
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May 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Don’t worry!
I have it on good authority that the planes that stay up are Trump planes and the planes that fall down are Biden planes!
Much easier than regular air traffic control! I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this job!
I have it on good authority that the planes that stay up are Trump planes and the planes that fall down are Biden planes!
Much easier than regular air traffic control! I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this job!
When I was trying to get my book published half the agents said either:
“Looking for the next Wool”
Or
“Only accepting stories about polyamorous Hungarian flautists overcoming Type 2 diabetes and finding love in the arms of a Sudanese penguin trainer.”
…and the agent matched that description
“Looking for the next Wool”
Or
“Only accepting stories about polyamorous Hungarian flautists overcoming Type 2 diabetes and finding love in the arms of a Sudanese penguin trainer.”
…and the agent matched that description
a man wearing glasses says that 's incredibly in a kitchen
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April 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When I was trying to get my book published half the agents said either:
“Looking for the next Wool”
Or
“Only accepting stories about polyamorous Hungarian flautists overcoming Type 2 diabetes and finding love in the arms of a Sudanese penguin trainer.”
…and the agent matched that description
“Looking for the next Wool”
Or
“Only accepting stories about polyamorous Hungarian flautists overcoming Type 2 diabetes and finding love in the arms of a Sudanese penguin trainer.”
…and the agent matched that description
They won’t need technology anymore when they live in their fabled super city Dipshitopia, Greenland.
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
They won’t need technology anymore when they live in their fabled super city Dipshitopia, Greenland.
Just gonna leave this here
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March 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Just gonna leave this here
Obviously WAP and Truffle Butter
March 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Obviously WAP and Truffle Butter
We still have Democrats in government?
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March 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We still have Democrats in government?
And who says AI isn’t learning?
February 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And who says AI isn’t learning?
I’ve been saying for years to give the Holy Land to atheists and let them run it like a theme park i.e. “HolyLand.”
I never thought this lunacy could some day become a reality.
I’m imagining this statue with Trump as Walt and Jesus as Mickey
I never thought this lunacy could some day become a reality.
I’m imagining this statue with Trump as Walt and Jesus as Mickey
February 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’ve been saying for years to give the Holy Land to atheists and let them run it like a theme park i.e. “HolyLand.”
I never thought this lunacy could some day become a reality.
I’m imagining this statue with Trump as Walt and Jesus as Mickey
I never thought this lunacy could some day become a reality.
I’m imagining this statue with Trump as Walt and Jesus as Mickey
And it’s American soil.
And all the very mean people who weren’t so nice to him won’t be welcome to make 40 year journey which is gonna be so great. There’s gonna be bowls of warm nuts, chilled silverware, and those little Biscotti that American Airlines serves. And you can’t come. NOT SORRY!
/s
And all the very mean people who weren’t so nice to him won’t be welcome to make 40 year journey which is gonna be so great. There’s gonna be bowls of warm nuts, chilled silverware, and those little Biscotti that American Airlines serves. And you can’t come. NOT SORRY!
/s
a man in a blue suit and red tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a blue suit and red tie is making a funny face
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February 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
And it’s American soil.
And all the very mean people who weren’t so nice to him won’t be welcome to make 40 year journey which is gonna be so great. There’s gonna be bowls of warm nuts, chilled silverware, and those little Biscotti that American Airlines serves. And you can’t come. NOT SORRY!
/s
And all the very mean people who weren’t so nice to him won’t be welcome to make 40 year journey which is gonna be so great. There’s gonna be bowls of warm nuts, chilled silverware, and those little Biscotti that American Airlines serves. And you can’t come. NOT SORRY!
/s
Bluesky: Carbon Monoxide poisoning
My brain: One of them definitely euthanized the dog and committed suicide after the other died.
It’s hard to want to go on once the love of your life has departed. And if the above happened we shouldn’t judge them.
My brain: One of them definitely euthanized the dog and committed suicide after the other died.
It’s hard to want to go on once the love of your life has departed. And if the above happened we shouldn’t judge them.
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bluesky: Carbon Monoxide poisoning
My brain: One of them definitely euthanized the dog and committed suicide after the other died.
It’s hard to want to go on once the love of your life has departed. And if the above happened we shouldn’t judge them.
My brain: One of them definitely euthanized the dog and committed suicide after the other died.
It’s hard to want to go on once the love of your life has departed. And if the above happened we shouldn’t judge them.
The first one is also lighthearted
The second has a “WTF do you want from me? Go ask your mother” feel
The second has a “WTF do you want from me? Go ask your mother” feel
February 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The first one is also lighthearted
The second has a “WTF do you want from me? Go ask your mother” feel
The second has a “WTF do you want from me? Go ask your mother” feel
What’s the opposite of “crying wolf?”
Playing ostrich?
Playing ostrich?
February 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What’s the opposite of “crying wolf?”
Playing ostrich?
Playing ostrich?
NIGHTSWIMINNNNNNNNG
February 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NIGHTSWIMINNNNNNNNG
You realize that Android is far and away the more popular OS globally, right?
The iOS barely holds an advantage in the US let alone the rest of the world.
An increase in costs disproportionately hits American consumers.
explodingtopics.com/blog/iphone-...
The iOS barely holds an advantage in the US let alone the rest of the world.
An increase in costs disproportionately hits American consumers.
explodingtopics.com/blog/iphone-...
iPhone vs Android User Stats (2024 Data)
How are iPhone and Android users different? This report compares iPhone and Android’s market share, user demographics, user loyalty, app downloads, and revenue.
explodingtopics.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You realize that Android is far and away the more popular OS globally, right?
The iOS barely holds an advantage in the US let alone the rest of the world.
An increase in costs disproportionately hits American consumers.
explodingtopics.com/blog/iphone-...
The iOS barely holds an advantage in the US let alone the rest of the world.
An increase in costs disproportionately hits American consumers.
explodingtopics.com/blog/iphone-...