I’ve been saying for years to give the Holy Land to atheists and let them run it like a theme park i.e. “HolyLand.”

I never thought this lunacy could some day become a reality.

I’m imagining this statue with Trump as Walt and Jesus as Mickey

Me, seeing the #Bioware #EAControversy , having been there for Battlefront 2, that disastrous launch, “pride and accomplishment”, and Bob Iger forcing EA to publicly apologize and rewrite the entire leveling system on Day 1.

Everyone’s excited Ninja Gaiden is back.

As if any of you recall the pain of the original.

You have Ninja Gaiden at home.

Blow the dust out of the cartridge

Get really excited to make it to stage 4

Let Kelbeross demolish you

Repeat

Turn off Nintendo

Remember why you never liked Ninja Gaiden

They should project this one onto the side of Trump’s Department of Education

True story.

The Whole Foods and Giant Food by my apartment have not eggs the last two times I went shopping.