And all the dates are in Israel.

Guys I finally did it I found the World's Worst Shoe.

Today I learned one of the Russo Bros (America's premiere Action Figures Slamming Together directors) moonlights as a Scarves All Year typa guy.

It’s 2025 for how much longer are people going to write essays about how’re they uncool neurotics who suck to hang out with?

ChatGPT: “Can you generate two paragraphs of promotional copy as well as a promotional flyer for a dance party in Bushwick for people in their early to mid-twenties that are being nostalgic for a time that they can just barely remember and most certainly have no social connection to? Thank you.”

Somehow the new NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks simultaneously like both Bert and Ernie.

This guy watched 136 die including his father and his takeaway was “I’m so lucky now I must make an energy drink” also I have more terrible news for you all this is delicious.

I know it’s supposed to be Christmas themed but T-Pain looks like a dang leprechaun.

Never in my life have I ever been this attracted to a blonde woman yes I consider Savannah Guthrie to be blonde.

Speaking of gay where can I get Ana Gasteyer’s coat god bless this woman for pulling this off if I was able to do that I’d put that shit on my resume.

Curse to people at NBC for making Beloved Alcholic Jimmy Fallon be awake at 8 Thirty in the goddamn morning.

Imagine if I get hit by a car again tonight and I spent the last hour of my life listening to this dogshit?

I would love to read the contract negotiations that got The Misfits to be featured in their original font on the Coachella line-up.

Won’t be making that mistake again!