Jordan AKA Jordan Michael
@jmcaggregate.bsky.social
GO&HF
Dumbest motherfucker alive.
JMCAggregate.com
TemporaryState.org
Dumbest motherfucker alive.
JMCAggregate.com
TemporaryState.org
Was not expending the Children of Men homage in the middle of the recent season of Stranger Things.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Was not expending the Children of Men homage in the middle of the recent season of Stranger Things.
The line-up of people I have seen perform at the Macy's Parade has been (in order) Shaggy, Conan Grey, Jewel, Foreigner, and now Busta Rhymes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The line-up of people I have seen perform at the Macy's Parade has been (in order) Shaggy, Conan Grey, Jewel, Foreigner, and now Busta Rhymes.
Reposted by Jordan AKA Jordan Michael
perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it
Just saw the trailer where the guy from The Bear plays Bruce Springsteen gonna be a huge hit with dudes who have underdeveloped personalities!
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just saw the trailer where the guy from The Bear plays Bruce Springsteen gonna be a huge hit with dudes who have underdeveloped personalities!
Psht more like politricks right?
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Psht more like politricks right?
And all the dates are in Israel.
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
And all the dates are in Israel.
My fellow men don't do it just because Austin Butler looks good in a henley doesn't mean you will too.
August 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My fellow men don't do it just because Austin Butler looks good in a henley doesn't mean you will too.
My favorite thing about the Alien movies is that there aren’t just the big guys there are also little guys and mediums guys that stay around so the big guys have friends.
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My favorite thing about the Alien movies is that there aren’t just the big guys there are also little guys and mediums guys that stay around so the big guys have friends.
There is going to be a Rambo prequel movie so it will either be about a guy who goes to Vietnam or a guy who hasn't yet gone to Vietnam I'm hoping it's the latter.
August 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There is going to be a Rambo prequel movie so it will either be about a guy who goes to Vietnam or a guy who hasn't yet gone to Vietnam I'm hoping it's the latter.
I could beat him.
August 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I could beat him.
Loved this.
‘No One Else Has a Bike Like Mine’
How Deliveristas Trick Out Their Rides
projects.thecity.nyc
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Loved this.
I don't get why Superman isn't wearing a thong over his long tights 1990s workout video style.
July 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't get why Superman isn't wearing a thong over his long tights 1990s workout video style.
There were 6 Pussycat Dolls that feels like simply too much.
June 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There were 6 Pussycat Dolls that feels like simply too much.
It is incredibly fucked up that we can tell Burger King and McDonald’s apart by the smell Christ Our Lord didn’t intend for that shit.
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It is incredibly fucked up that we can tell Burger King and McDonald’s apart by the smell Christ Our Lord didn’t intend for that shit.
When someone says "69" I say "nice" not because I've ever had sex before but because 69 degrees it the perfect temperature 70 is too hot and 68 is too cold.
June 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When someone says "69" I say "nice" not because I've ever had sex before but because 69 degrees it the perfect temperature 70 is too hot and 68 is too cold.
I just saw a guy put on a weightlifting belt to do a leg press machine what the fuck is going on in this country Mothers raises your Sons already.
June 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just saw a guy put on a weightlifting belt to do a leg press machine what the fuck is going on in this country Mothers raises your Sons already.
Help! I fucked around with a duvet cover and now I’m finding out!
June 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Help! I fucked around with a duvet cover and now I’m finding out!
@peretsky.bsky.social @lizpelly.bsky.social I’m outside the gates at SpotiFest and they are playing an EDM remix of “The Final Countdown” and it’s in Spanish.
June 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@peretsky.bsky.social @lizpelly.bsky.social I’m outside the gates at SpotiFest and they are playing an EDM remix of “The Final Countdown” and it’s in Spanish.
Guys, remember when subtext existed?
June 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Guys, remember when subtext existed?
The Wall Street Journal always pushing the limits in the field of Hating.
Everyone’s Celebrating a Play About Mary Todd Lincoln—Except Her Impersonators
The former first lady’s biggest fans say people don’t get her, and the Broadway hit ‘Oh, Mary!’ isn’t exactly helping the cause
www.wsj.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Wall Street Journal always pushing the limits in the field of Hating.
Insane moment today where I was reflecting on how I’ve had a weird feeling about my wardrobe for like 2 months and then I suddenly realized I need about $150 worth of Dockers.
June 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Insane moment today where I was reflecting on how I’ve had a weird feeling about my wardrobe for like 2 months and then I suddenly realized I need about $150 worth of Dockers.
Earlier tonight I said word-for-word “I love alcohol it’s my favorite and makes me feel good” but I didn’t think anyone heard me so I said it again But louder It is 1 fifty-five in the morning.
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Earlier tonight I said word-for-word “I love alcohol it’s my favorite and makes me feel good” but I didn’t think anyone heard me so I said it again But louder It is 1 fifty-five in the morning.
Damn NPR this headline is brutal wtf did this guy ever do to you?
Uruguay's ex-President José Mujica, nicknamed 'world's poorest president,' dies at 89
José Mujica, the charismatic former guerrilla fighter who later went on to lead Uruguay and became known as "the world's poorest president" for his austere lifestyle, has died at 89.
www.npr.org
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Damn NPR this headline is brutal wtf did this guy ever do to you?
People in Queens: “This garden isn’t racist enough.”
May 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
People in Queens: “This garden isn’t racist enough.”
Stereogum headlines yet again.
Boy Hits Car Concert Canceled After Truck Hits Venue
On Friday (May 9), Boy Hits Car were slated to play a single release show at Los Angeles’ Whisky A Go Go to celebrate their new album Mind Elevation. However, the alt-rock band’s show was canceled due...
www.stereogum.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Stereogum headlines yet again.