jmb0
@jmb0.bsky.social
I was born in 1980, and I too am 35
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I was born in 1980, and I too am 35
Literally the Sound of Silence
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Literally the Sound of Silence
I don’t think it has the authority. But I’m not sure who would enforce the transfer of power if they just claim fraud in the blue states and point to EO non-compliance as evidence (even if the EO is BS)
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I don’t think it has the authority. But I’m not sure who would enforce the transfer of power if they just claim fraud in the blue states and point to EO non-compliance as evidence (even if the EO is BS)
Having some audio issues.
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Having some audio issues.
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
tfw you accidentally designed your survey with checkboxes instead of radio buttons and then the president tweets out the results.
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
tfw you accidentally designed your survey with checkboxes instead of radio buttons and then the president tweets out the results.
Came here to say this exactly haha
April 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Came here to say this exactly haha
Maybe when you have that much money/comfort the stakes are so impossibly low on literally everything that you aren’t producing enough cortisol to feel stuff. Can we arrange a “The Most Dangerous Game” type scenario for them? I think we’d all be better off.
April 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Maybe when you have that much money/comfort the stakes are so impossibly low on literally everything that you aren’t producing enough cortisol to feel stuff. Can we arrange a “The Most Dangerous Game” type scenario for them? I think we’d all be better off.
That Jason Voorhies is nothing if not efficient! The speed with which he hacks and stabs - gotta hand it to him!
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That Jason Voorhies is nothing if not efficient! The speed with which he hacks and stabs - gotta hand it to him!
I bet his skeleton is fucking gross
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I bet his skeleton is fucking gross
But you missed the part where he says “TADA!!!!!” like a magician
April 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But you missed the part where he says “TADA!!!!!” like a magician
The couple that war plans together, 4-Chans together
April 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The couple that war plans together, 4-Chans together
Sorry, it was either that or just posting this with no comment
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry, it was either that or just posting this with no comment
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer go-ooo
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer go-ooo
April 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer go-ooo
Go skeet racer,
Go skeet racer go-ooo
For some reason the rusty nail thing was the last straw for me. I’m abandoning all hope.
April 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
For some reason the rusty nail thing was the last straw for me. I’m abandoning all hope.
Ya know you expect this slow incremental slide over a period of arduous slogging years, but nope, one day it’s just like BAM WE ARE NORTH KOREA NOW!!!!
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ya know you expect this slow incremental slide over a period of arduous slogging years, but nope, one day it’s just like BAM WE ARE NORTH KOREA NOW!!!!
He finally said something nice about our ally Germany… but the specific Germans he chose to praise were Nazi prison guards.
April 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He finally said something nice about our ally Germany… but the specific Germans he chose to praise were Nazi prison guards.
Rubio doesn’t quite know what to say. It’s so loud, that organ. He turns into trumps ear, pauses - a beat too long - and then says “The Saint - now that’s a movie. Now that’s Kilmer.” Trump doesn’t hear, raises his palm for a high five. Rubio fist bumps it.
March 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Rubio doesn’t quite know what to say. It’s so loud, that organ. He turns into trumps ear, pauses - a beat too long - and then says “The Saint - now that’s a movie. Now that’s Kilmer.” Trump doesn’t hear, raises his palm for a high five. Rubio fist bumps it.
Thanks. Now will never hear that song without picturing this scenario.
March 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Thanks. Now will never hear that song without picturing this scenario.