Jack!
jmancan.bsky.social
Jack!
@jmancan.bsky.social
A goofy dude who makes music and DJs.
Enjoying things is for idiots and bad people!
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
These rules have been followed to the T for the last decade, and media has only gotten better since! We're *not* living in a total hellscape where angry, terminally online nerds seem to control the perspective of everything we see online and in media, no siree! (6/6)
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Creators of art you don't like should know not to show their face or share their art after what they've done to you. How dare they! (5/?)
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
2. On top of that, you absolutely must harass and mock everyone involved in the production, because by making this media you dislike, they've intentionally decided to hurt you, yes you, the viewer at home. (4/?)
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
After all, them liking it makes them a bad person, and therefore worthy of shame. You are a better, smarter person for having disliked it! (3/?)
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
1. If you don't like a piece of media, not only should you post incessantly about it online, it's also imperative that you implicitly deny people the option of liking it via shunning and mockery. (2/?)
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When I went to school the next day all the kids started calling me hammer-head.
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We're there any smosh videos/series that you were really hyped about that didnt work out? And were there any that surprised you with how well they did?
July 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
...is what I would say if I was a fuckin' NERD.

For real though, I hated every second of homework I've ever done and never once felt like it improved my education. I 100% believe it is a scam.
June 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM