Jack!
jmancan.bsky.social
Jack!
@jmancan.bsky.social
A goofy dude who makes music and DJs.
Planning on calling ChatGPT "Chat Gippity" from here on out. Nobody can stop me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
After seeing the response to the most recent episode of Stranger Things, I think it's time we remind ourselves of some of the most important things we learned after the release of The Last Jedi, which is two-fold: (1/?)
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by Jack!
nachos for algernon
April 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I can only ever hope to be as cool as Rhian Teasdale. See Wet Leg live, if you haven't already.
October 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Me watching Scooby-Doo (2002) as a kid: haha shaggy and scooby are farting and the park is scary!

Me watching it as an adult: Jesus Christ, was it illegal for the women to wear bras on set or something?
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Microdosing panic attacks by chewing on jolly ranchers until my jaw is fused shut for 2 minutes.
September 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey! I make dj mixes sometimes. Give it a like and subscribe!
Jack! Mix #18 | 2.5 HOUR HOUSE MUSIC MIX
YouTube video by GroundSwellMusic
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August 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The biggest victim of the fall of frozen yogurt has to have been the 1 person alive who liked ice-cold, rock solid gummy bears as a topping.
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hey so did anyone ever question why the DeLorean in back to the future comes back the first time covered in ice, but after that the ice thing never comes back up?
August 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If someone was really hyping up a New York style Pizza and this is the slice I end up getting, I'm pressing charges
August 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
When I was 9 my rich uncle from Florida came to visit. He shaved my forehead flat with a straight razor and a two-by-four.
July 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trying to come up with a good enough argument to convince someone J.R.R. Tolkien invented the phrase "Dap me up, playa"
July 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's been 4 years since I graduated, and honestly, in retrospect? You really learn to miss the structure and mental exercise you get from doing homework assignments.
June 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Do you think redneck trans men use truck nuts for their packers?
May 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Chicago #Pope: Thursdays at 8 on NBC
May 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tate McRib
May 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hard to believe target is struggling so badly, I mean who can resist their charming line of "fuck off kiddo, mommy's getting hammered" wine glasses
April 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm so poor I have to get LGBTQ+ with ads.
April 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Old timey slur
April 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't know why people are complaining about the #tarriffs screwing up their investments. I've invested all my savings into Bindle Sticks and Barrels With Suspender Straps, and my portfolio is crushing it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What's up, youtube! Today, I'm gonna take you through my entire nighttime poutine!

[Remainder of video is 15 minutes of me eating fries and gravy.]
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Buying a Model T and putting a "bought this before Ford was a Nazi" bumper sticker on it
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
TIL "trauma dumping" isn't a slang term for particularly upsetting bowel movements
January 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Going on cute animal subreddits and commenting "Rent. Free. 🤣🤣🤣" on every post with a ferret in it.
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Veggie" is short for Veginald
December 6, 2024 at 12:42 AM