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@jmalyon.bsky.social
Real person. I'll check your profile & probably follow back if you don't follow a ridiculous # of accounts. Software developer. Novid. War is murder. No crypto. No AI slop. I love science, arts, health research, environmentalism, and commas.
Batmobile, 1943. This is incredibly cool.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Batmobile, 1943. This is incredibly cool.
Health Experts Say Trump Becoming Addicted to Self-gilding
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Health Experts Say Trump Becoming Addicted to Self-gilding
"...We forgive those who trespass against us..."
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"...We forgive those who trespass against us..."
Illustration from "Geraint and Enid", the classic Arthurian tale of two what appear to be mannequins, who probably came together due to their terrible names
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Illustration from "Geraint and Enid", the classic Arthurian tale of two what appear to be mannequins, who probably came together due to their terrible names
Reminder that Trump is a sociopath who fully believes he should be obeyed like a king and worshiped like Jesus. He gets such a kick out of it that he can hardly hide his smirk in the last photo.
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that Trump is a sociopath who fully believes he should be obeyed like a king and worshiped like Jesus. He gets such a kick out of it that he can hardly hide his smirk in the last photo.
It's not even a war crime because there is no war.
What's happening in the Caribbean is that, a half dozen times now, Donald Trump has ordered an operation that requires every serviceman and woman involved to participate in committing premeditated murder.
What's happening in the Caribbean is that, a half dozen times now, Donald Trump has ordered an operation that requires every serviceman and woman involved to participate in committing premeditated murder.
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's not even a war crime because there is no war.
What's happening in the Caribbean is that, a half dozen times now, Donald Trump has ordered an operation that requires every serviceman and woman involved to participate in committing premeditated murder.
What's happening in the Caribbean is that, a half dozen times now, Donald Trump has ordered an operation that requires every serviceman and woman involved to participate in committing premeditated murder.
One of the best things I ever did... My college roommate put up a soulful pic of Paul McCartney from the White Album. As a prank I cut out the eyes & taped them back in upside down. It hilariously changed the vibe of the photo and gave me joy every time I entered the room. Took him MONTHS to notice.
October 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One of the best things I ever did... My college roommate put up a soulful pic of Paul McCartney from the White Album. As a prank I cut out the eyes & taped them back in upside down. It hilariously changed the vibe of the photo and gave me joy every time I entered the room. Took him MONTHS to notice.
Mister SEXCON
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mister SEXCON
Dude misspelled "Jeffrey Epstein". I'm sure the US has such a trove of classified information about Amelia Earhart.
September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dude misspelled "Jeffrey Epstein". I'm sure the US has such a trove of classified information about Amelia Earhart.
I did a search on John Hinckley for no particular reason and this is the first thing that came up. Looks like a mugshot for a drunk-driving arrest in Nashville, Tennessee.
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I did a search on John Hinckley for no particular reason and this is the first thing that came up. Looks like a mugshot for a drunk-driving arrest in Nashville, Tennessee.
I can only hear this in a Jerry Seinfeld voice
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September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can only hear this in a Jerry Seinfeld voice
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For once RFK is largely correct. The US had by far the most covid cases and deaths of any country -- 17% of global deaths despite having only 4% of the population. Some smaller countries had worse per-capita numbers though.
Meanwhile RFK was right there, working to make things as bad as possible.
Meanwhile RFK was right there, working to make things as bad as possible.
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
For once RFK is largely correct. The US had by far the most covid cases and deaths of any country -- 17% of global deaths despite having only 4% of the population. Some smaller countries had worse per-capita numbers though.
Meanwhile RFK was right there, working to make things as bad as possible.
Meanwhile RFK was right there, working to make things as bad as possible.
DONALD TRUMP TO CHANGE NAME OF PENTAGON TO "OCTAGON"
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
DONALD TRUMP TO CHANGE NAME OF PENTAGON TO "OCTAGON"
Vladimir Putin?
Eric Adams?
Would you believe... Michael Dukakis' podiatrist?
Eric Adams?
Would you believe... Michael Dukakis' podiatrist?
September 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Vladimir Putin?
Eric Adams?
Would you believe... Michael Dukakis' podiatrist?
Eric Adams?
Would you believe... Michael Dukakis' podiatrist?
Crazy weather forecasts today. Google Weather showing the current temperature as 26°C (79° Fahrenheit), which is WAY off.
Environment Canada showing temp as 17°C (63°F), which is basically correct. But it's already 1 PM and they're still forecasting high of 30°C (86°F) -- basically impossible.
Environment Canada showing temp as 17°C (63°F), which is basically correct. But it's already 1 PM and they're still forecasting high of 30°C (86°F) -- basically impossible.
September 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Crazy weather forecasts today. Google Weather showing the current temperature as 26°C (79° Fahrenheit), which is WAY off.
Environment Canada showing temp as 17°C (63°F), which is basically correct. But it's already 1 PM and they're still forecasting high of 30°C (86°F) -- basically impossible.
Environment Canada showing temp as 17°C (63°F), which is basically correct. But it's already 1 PM and they're still forecasting high of 30°C (86°F) -- basically impossible.
Lies. This kind of scenario will not be happening in our lifetimes.
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lies. This kind of scenario will not be happening in our lifetimes.
Here's AI evangelist Sam Altman absolutely freebasing bullshit and making Elon Musk's perpetual self-serving lies look puny by comparison
August 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here's AI evangelist Sam Altman absolutely freebasing bullshit and making Elon Musk's perpetual self-serving lies look puny by comparison
Mentally unwell orange President compulsively redecorating the White House to urine yellow. Has anyone considered his face looks like that because his tie is cutting off blood flow to his brain?
August 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mentally unwell orange President compulsively redecorating the White House to urine yellow. Has anyone considered his face looks like that because his tie is cutting off blood flow to his brain?
Also why is this absurdity called the Music City Loop when it goes one direction only, to the airport? SOMEDAY it will be a loop just like someday we'll all be marrying Grok avatars on Mars.
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Also why is this absurdity called the Music City Loop when it goes one direction only, to the airport? SOMEDAY it will be a loop just like someday we'll all be marrying Grok avatars on Mars.
Donald Trump pictured partying with Max Swell
August 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Donald Trump pictured partying with Max Swell
The DOJ has launched an investigation to identify and prosecute individuals known from photographic evidence in the "Epstein Files" to have socialized with Jeffrey Epstein. Persons of interest include the people circled below.
August 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The DOJ has launched an investigation to identify and prosecute individuals known from photographic evidence in the "Epstein Files" to have socialized with Jeffrey Epstein. Persons of interest include the people circled below.
LOL good luck with that strategy
August 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
LOL good luck with that strategy
Accusing her of manipulating jobs data, when she is transparently being fired for NOT manipulating it in Trump's favor...
It's not just lazy thinking on his part, it's literally part of his fixation with denying facts, part of his mental illness. He can't NOT telegraph what he's doing.
It's not just lazy thinking on his part, it's literally part of his fixation with denying facts, part of his mental illness. He can't NOT telegraph what he's doing.
August 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Accusing her of manipulating jobs data, when she is transparently being fired for NOT manipulating it in Trump's favor...
It's not just lazy thinking on his part, it's literally part of his fixation with denying facts, part of his mental illness. He can't NOT telegraph what he's doing.
It's not just lazy thinking on his part, it's literally part of his fixation with denying facts, part of his mental illness. He can't NOT telegraph what he's doing.