Back in 2016, he showed us the #1 reason he isn't qualified to be President: he doesn't understand when not to pick a fight. And he keeps showing us.

So since they had that amazing run of winning 9 out of 10, they've been a .500 club.

You know that scene in A Knight's Tale, where William absent-mindedly rides a horse into a big cathedral because he's flirting with a girl, and the priest yells at him "You desecrate the house of God!"

That scene just came to mind for some reason.

Did he honestly think that the guy with the gold-plated penthouse in Manhattan, who flies around to play golf every weekend, was going to be the voice of fiscal responsibility?

Yeah, a WHIP of almost 4 will do that.

What's the W with the box around it?

Canada just elected a grown-up!

Fundamentalism is on the rise all across the political spectrum. My political opponents aren't just wrong, they are evil and stupid, and their evil and stupidity is contagious so everyone needs to shun them.

To nobody's surprise, Reddit is...

Everything Elon does makes complete sense if you assume he's a 13-year-old boy in a big skin suit.

I've long thought that one underappreciated factor in the abortion and birth rates is the dystopia index: the percentage of women from 18-45 who think "Aw hell no, I'm not bringing a baby into this godforsaken nightmare land."

All I can picture is several lawyers, paralegals, etc. at DOJ running around in a panic saying "oh shit oh fuck oh shit"

Paging @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social!

#EverythingisTB

The dumb part about this is that 90% of criminal cases appear in lower courts, where the judges are appointed by the provinces. Unless a case is really serious (such as murder/manslaughter), or goes to a jury trial, or gets appealed, it'll probably never be in front of a federally appointed judge.