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Josh
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Midwestern dad. Novice Dungeon Master. Generation X.
TSO in Moline, Illinois today.
December 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Christmas cookies designed and decorated by @jezza-belle.bsky.social for our #DnD group.
Merry Critmas everyone!
December 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
#TTRPG #DnD Opinion:
This has been a better GM's guide than the actual Dungeon Master's Guide. There is a wealth of information contained within its pages.
December 12, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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What law of the land are these jackasses talking about? FYI, Kewanee, Illinois is a small farm town of about 12,000 people. Their newspaper is a nonprofit that is apparently way too liberal for some MAGA brainwashed local yokels.

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Anonymous ‘threatening’ letter to The Kewanee Voice warrants response | Kewanee Voice
The Kewanee Voice board of directors is responding to a letter mailed to the Voice’s post office box, which they characterize as “threatening and menacing.” The anonymous letter, which claims to have ...
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December 5, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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The emboldened idiots of Illinois. I genuinely hope these morons get caught and punished for their threats.
Anonymous ‘threatening’ letter to The Kewanee Voice warrants response | Kewanee Voice
The Kewanee Voice board of directors is responding to a letter mailed to the Voice’s post office box, which they characterize as “threatening and menacing.” The anonymous letter, which claims to have ...
kewaneevoice.com
December 5, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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The Final Experiment needs pictures of the sun. Can you help?
#sunspots #solarphotography #TFE
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December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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GM Tip: Avoid arguments in D&D regarding what would be "realistic" in the real world. In that direction lies madness.

Math and physics don't work the same in D&D as they do in real life, which is why we have rules. Default to the rules as written, THEN decide if you want to make changes.
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
#DnD Tip: Don't worry about coming up with a solution to that trap or puzzle you've created. Just present the situation to the characters and sit back and watch them figure it out for you. In all probability, they will find several solutions to the challenge.
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.

See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
Pardons Granted by President Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
rb.gy
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I dug through some books in storage awhile back. This one now lives on the shelf.
#DnD #TTRPG
December 3, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Pretty much 🤷🏻
November 29, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Here’s mine.
November 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Test driving my new #DnD character tonight.
Loial Griftmoore a Divine Soul Sorcerer.
November 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM
#5e Festival Game: Halfling Hurling
Throw a 40 lb. weight shaped like a Halfling the farthest. 1 throw for 2 sp. Make a Str (Athletics) check against a DC set by the DM. On success the character throws the weight 10'+ Str mod. Success by 5 or more doubles Str mod distance.
#DnD
November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Okay #DnDsky I am now reminiscing about some of my characters most epic any hilarious failures. I’ll start…

My ADnD wild magic wizard was attempting to haste himself but accidentally triggered a wild surge causing a large heavy object to crush and kill him instead.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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It’s almost time. Oh, the humanity! ih1.redbubble.net/image.366524...
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
So my #DnD #5e character was talked into pulling a card from the Deck of Many Things, and just my luck I pull...
Void. Your soul is drawn from your body and contained in an object in a place of the DM’s choice. One or more powerful beings guard the place.
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Terrible #DnD Advice: Assume every NPC your character meets is a Doppleganger and is trying to assassinate your character/party. You should take them out first, before they get their chance.

#Don'tDoThis #TerribleAdvice
November 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
A fellow party member drew two cards from the Deck of Many Things last night. Next session we get to fight the Avatar of Death. Yep he drew the Skull.

#DnD #5e
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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There are two types of people in the world.

Avoid them both.
November 22, 2024 at 2:02 PM
A fellow player is pulling two cards from the Deck of Many Things tonight. This should be interesting.

#DnD #5e
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM