james 🐑
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Software and DevOps engineer. Tech enthusiast.
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I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
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"They say you stand before the nation each year and spare one of my kind. A miracle in the season of slaughter. I think of that moment often. But I do not wish the pardon. Mercy is for those who fear the end. I was born for the table. Your table."
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November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"They say you stand before the nation each year and spare one of my kind. A miracle in the season of slaughter. I think of that moment often. But I do not wish the pardon. Mercy is for those who fear the end. I was born for the table. Your table."
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Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
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