Julian
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Julian
@jl8e.bsky.social
he/him
Don’t need to memorize the face — the sheer raw masculinity will make him easily recognizable
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Mine is definitely the lack of any exterior doors
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Google is not availing me. What’s AWED?
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When we saw it (on a boat), we agreed that we wanted to see the woman playing Hamlet play Hamlet
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yeah, I can see why it might have a grudge against humanity
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got hit with Wonderful Christmastime on Monday. Tuesday, I deployed earbuds and Iron Maiden
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Julian
79. Boba Fett was always a chump. The first time we see him, Vader yells at him for being bad at his job, and the last time we see him (in the original trilogy), he’s knocked into a man-eating sandpit by a fully Mr. Magooed Han Solo. The funny thing about him is he’s a guy in cool armor who sucks.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I suppose persuading Godzilla to step on their headquarters is one potential way to deal with Roblox
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I mean, it’s Feng Shui. One shot was always much less likely than ten thousand bullets
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Anyone who comes up with that idea on their own probably decides to stop writing near future dystopias
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That can just be that practical interstellar travel is, to put it mildly, difficult, and even automated probes won’t last over the distances involved
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And they’ve been doing that for ages, and it worked

I wonder if their pivot to LLMs is why those movie tickets appeared in my calendar five hours off
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I was definitely in the latter camp, and ~6 issues running of “We defeated the anti-monitor! Wait! He’s back, more powerful than ever!” does not wear well.

The swamp thing crossover issue is good though.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM