Julian
jl8e.bsky.social
Julian
@jl8e.bsky.social
he/him
I have joined you in your doom
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Think I got it, with a little googling. (The available control flow is Really Bad)

Make these two shortcuts, replacing the alert with running the white noise app. Start the music, run the second shortcut
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They might be willing to mail you some fur to test with

IIRC, our breeder said people with multiple-animal allergies often do react, so be warned. (They’re also only low-allergen, so if your allergies are bad, it may not be enough.)
March 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
EA people:
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ready for the biggest game of Jungle Speed ever
January 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
October 30, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Mischka does this with the hall closets. I think it’s the lure of the forbidden for her.

This has led to multiple incidents of her getting shut in, including one where she was there many hours, and mystified us by being on the top shelf when we got home.
October 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Nobody ever tells the obligate carnivores that. (OK, we do; they just don’t listen.)

Our obligate carnivore loves uncooked spaetzle for some reason.
October 12, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Who’s gonna be the next mayor of NYC…?
Wrong answers only.
September 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Ours will preferentially sleep in her carrier if it’s out, but just zip it up around her and its Lawyer! Now!
September 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
If not for cat, why cat-sized?
September 10, 2024 at 7:12 PM
A neutral third party (who is also not allowed on the counters) has considered the case, and upholds Ginny’s interpretation
August 7, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Here’s Mischka helping me organize my games
July 29, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The decorative bottle shelf at this restaurant gives me concerns.
July 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It’s the “I want to turn people into dinosaurs” meme, but they get to say the dinosaurs are for the good of humanity
June 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
This is the robot:
June 14, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Now I kind of want one
June 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
My cat figured out how to hurl cans of her food off the top of the fridge. I don’t know if she was trying to break them open, or just raging at the very idea of inaccessible food.
April 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Sting (the pro wrestler)
March 4, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Definitely this one for me.
February 22, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The cord murderer approves
February 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I usually just block these randomly-following-everyone accounts, but this one seemed extra-special
February 11, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ours also knows that trick
December 19, 2023 at 8:22 PM