The Rice Museum of Rocks and Minerals in Hillsboro also has fossils and petrified wood. It's located in a fantastic mid century modern house. Well worth the trip across the river. I'm the current adoptive parent of a fossilized miniature camel skull.

Sadly, I'm sure you're too busy to take on writing fake fish facts to entertain customers, as an additional job.

What's it like to be a cartoonist who has money?