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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
Reposted by Jklre
Reposted by Jklre
"My desires will at long last be fulfilled when I’m sleeping with a girl so young she can’t even exist in this physical dimension!"
Leonardo DiCaprio Tears Fabric Of Universe Apart Attempting To Have Sex With Girl Not Yet Born
LOS ANGELES—With space and time ceasing to exist amid the actor’s cries of “Too old! Too old! They’re all too old,” Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly tore apart the fabric of the universe Friday ...
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December 8, 2023 at 4:51 PM
"My desires will at long last be fulfilled when I’m sleeping with a girl so young she can’t even exist in this physical dimension!"