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Saw a good wheel today
A close up photo of whitewall tires on an old blue-green Ford truck
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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This is very tempting. Just in time for dinner!
Amtrak trip estimate from Emeryville to Olypia
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Public transit rules
A photo taken from inside a city bus looking west from the Golden Gate Bridge at sunset, with the Marin Headlands visible on the right
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Lol
Eric Adam, incumbent, running as an independent, with 0.2% of the vote so far
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Ok well now I've got New Year's Eve plans and maybe you do too if you're in the Bay Area
A colorful show poster with an funky analog-ish photo of a man with shaggy black hair crouching down. The text reads: Four Tet New Year's Eve 1015 Folsom San Francisco 1015.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Stay vigilant for signs of lawlessness
A "LAW OFFICES" sign with zero name plates
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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If you are seeking balance, please note the restricted hours
A street sign reading "BALANCE" with a No Parking sign below it
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Nice try, Roadrunner
A fake brick wall with a sign reading "Pedestrian Walkway" with an arrow pointing to the right
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I think it was this one, definitely one from that series
A My First Sony table player and radio, with mic, in bright primary colors. Late 1980's / early 1990's.
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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22 months or less, Dan, if you ACT NOW
A screenshot reading "Full ownership after 22 months" with a slider that's maxed out
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Yup!
"Lease to Own lets buyers purchase a domain and pay for it in monthly installments." hover text on the information icon for "Lease to own"
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Lol, today I learned that there's a "lease to own" program for domain names
A screenshot of a web page reading "The domain name secret.money is for sale!" with options to buy now ($14,999) or lease to own ($750/month)
October 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The math checks out
A screenshot of a Google result showing that Kash Patel was born in 1980
October 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Not just you
October 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Oh hey I guess I wasn't the only one
A fundraising text from Chuck Schumer with responses "GROW A SPINE" and "STOP"
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Lolololol
My above post in thread, followed by "Post Hidden by Muted Word"
September 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Also, this 1943 album art goes hard
The album cover for Paul Robeson's Songs of Free Men: an arm with a shackle with a broken chain holding a dagger, stabbing a black snake with a swastika on it
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Thank you, Kaiser of Northern California

mydoctor.kaiserpermanente.org/ncal/flu-and...
COVID-19 vaccines will be available beginning September 15 at most locations, depending on vaccine supply. Following a thorough review of the FDA’s latest guidance and other scientific evidence, we strongly encourage adults 65 and older and anyone 6 months to 64 years with certain conditions to prioritize vaccination. We also recommend the COVID-19 vaccine for everyone 6 months and older who would like to receive it.
September 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Huh, my "since" year is earlier but my id is a little higher. (Clearly not a consistent user of it though.)
A "trainer card" display of last.fm user data for jkriss. ID number 35665, since 2003.
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Me, pulling Oblique Strategies cards daily: "I wonder when I'll get my first repeat card."

The deck: "Today."
A white card with black text at the front of full deck, all resting in a black box. It reads, "Repetition is a form of change"
September 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The dahlias say hi
A whole bunch of different types of dahlias
September 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Flipping the Bird
A black skate ramp with a bird head painted in white or silver spray paint. In the distance are two shipping cranes, which kind of look like middle fingers.
August 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON BUILDING QUALITY PRODUCTS

or

Work Hard, Play Hard
A large door to a manufacturing warehouse with a banner reading "OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON BUILDING QUALITY PRODUCTS" with a basketball hoop underneath
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Supply Chain / Circle of Life
Two pairs of old Converse All-Stars sneaks, one black, one red, hanging from a chain link fence. In the distance are a whole bunch of shipping containers.
August 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I made stickers already
A yellow sticker with a laser icon reading CLASS 1 LASER PRODUCT
August 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM