DplmtHsb
@jkg89.bsky.social
Doer of everything, master of none.
Born in 🇿🇦
Improved in 🇮🇹
Currently in 🇵🇪
Everything in abundance.
He/Him 🏳️🌈
Born in 🇿🇦
Improved in 🇮🇹
Currently in 🇵🇪
Everything in abundance.
He/Him 🏳️🌈
Zoe Saldaña should have won for Colombiana all those years ago. But ill take this with a smile. Well deserved!
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Zoe Saldaña should have won for Colombiana all those years ago. But ill take this with a smile. Well deserved!
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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My TikTok feed this entire week
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My TikTok feed this entire week
In the words of Rebecca Black:
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend” and i think that’s beautiful
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend” and i think that’s beautiful
December 6, 2024 at 3:20 PM
In the words of Rebecca Black:
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend” and i think that’s beautiful
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend” and i think that’s beautiful
Woke up and decided its the perfect day for another tattoo.
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Woke up and decided its the perfect day for another tattoo.
How do people get over that start/stop phase of gymming? Where you actually get to the point of enjoying or looking forward to gymming?
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
How do people get over that start/stop phase of gymming? Where you actually get to the point of enjoying or looking forward to gymming?
Decided my naughty list this year will be gifting people a “OMG you must watch this Christmas movie for the beautiful ending” recommendation and having them sit through the worst Christmas movies ever. Ive already recommended:
Terrifier 3 (2024)
A Christmas Hero (2020)
Saving Christmas (2014)
Terrifier 3 (2024)
A Christmas Hero (2020)
Saving Christmas (2014)
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Decided my naughty list this year will be gifting people a “OMG you must watch this Christmas movie for the beautiful ending” recommendation and having them sit through the worst Christmas movies ever. Ive already recommended:
Terrifier 3 (2024)
A Christmas Hero (2020)
Saving Christmas (2014)
Terrifier 3 (2024)
A Christmas Hero (2020)
Saving Christmas (2014)
Finally able to share that I also have seen Wicked. Please ask me my favourite part, and why it was Ariana Grande yelling “Right!” During Popular.
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Finally able to share that I also have seen Wicked. Please ask me my favourite part, and why it was Ariana Grande yelling “Right!” During Popular.
Might fuck around and put my Xmas tree up this week.
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Might fuck around and put my Xmas tree up this week.
Went to a “tardeo” which is a club for people over 30, that starts at 5pm and finishes at midnight. And to be honest, it was fucking amazing.
5/5 would recommend.
5/5 would recommend.
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Went to a “tardeo” which is a club for people over 30, that starts at 5pm and finishes at midnight. And to be honest, it was fucking amazing.
5/5 would recommend.
5/5 would recommend.
Get in gays, its time for seasonal depression.
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Get in gays, its time for seasonal depression.
Twitter atm is like that future resistance fight between the last remaining humans and bots. Except everyone is fighting for the future of Skynet
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
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November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Twitter atm is like that future resistance fight between the last remaining humans and bots. Except everyone is fighting for the future of Skynet
“Cause its my goddamn credit card” is top tier comeback from a housewife. @bronwynnewport.bsky.social ate that other woman up.
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
“Cause its my goddamn credit card” is top tier comeback from a housewife. @bronwynnewport.bsky.social ate that other woman up.
I’ve started tracking my anxiety by the amount of times I’ve rewatched my favourite zombie/horror movies. Rec and 28 days later leading the race so far
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I’ve started tracking my anxiety by the amount of times I’ve rewatched my favourite zombie/horror movies. Rec and 28 days later leading the race so far
Currently obsessed with movie/series reaction videos on Youtube. Life is short, spoil a movie you haven’t watched by watching strangers talking and pausing it with live reactions. 5/5 Would recommend.
November 19, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Currently obsessed with movie/series reaction videos on Youtube. Life is short, spoil a movie you haven’t watched by watching strangers talking and pausing it with live reactions. 5/5 Would recommend.
Me trying to be a non lurker on this platform.
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November 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Me trying to be a non lurker on this platform.
When people you blocked on Twitter find you on here.
a woman in a black leather jacket is walking down a street .
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November 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
When people you blocked on Twitter find you on here.
Me trying to shoot my shots around here
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November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Me trying to shoot my shots around here
Taking today as a Friyay and not a Frinay despite stepping in dog shit while on my morning walk.
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Taking today as a Friyay and not a Frinay despite stepping in dog shit while on my morning walk.
When you get one like on a post around here.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
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November 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
When you get one like on a post around here.
Growth spurts…
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door and talking to another man .
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November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Growth spurts…
Now this is a cloud
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Now this is a cloud