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DplmtHsb
@jkg89.bsky.social
Doer of everything, master of none.
Born in 🇿🇦
Improved in 🇮🇹
Currently in 🇵🇪
Everything in abundance.
He/Him 🏳️‍🌈
Zoe Saldaña should have won for Colombiana all those years ago. But ill take this with a smile. Well deserved!
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reposted by DplmtHsb
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My TikTok feed this entire week
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
In the words of Rebecca Black:
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend” and i think that’s beautiful
December 6, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Woke up and decided its the perfect day for another tattoo.
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
How do people get over that start/stop phase of gymming? Where you actually get to the point of enjoying or looking forward to gymming?
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Decided my naughty list this year will be gifting people a “OMG you must watch this Christmas movie for the beautiful ending” recommendation and having them sit through the worst Christmas movies ever. Ive already recommended:
Terrifier 3 (2024)
A Christmas Hero (2020)
Saving Christmas (2014)
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Finally able to share that I also have seen Wicked. Please ask me my favourite part, and why it was Ariana Grande yelling “Right!” During Popular.
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Might fuck around and put my Xmas tree up this week.
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Went to a “tardeo” which is a club for people over 30, that starts at 5pm and finishes at midnight. And to be honest, it was fucking amazing.
5/5 would recommend.
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Get in gays, its time for seasonal depression.
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 AM
youtu.be/Q2Dh2B_M98U?...

Tarantino is definitely retiring after this video.
Kesha - JOYRIDE (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by kesha
youtu.be
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Twitter atm is like that future resistance fight between the last remaining humans and bots. Except everyone is fighting for the future of Skynet
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
ALT: a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Nope “get this woman a puppy, because she needs unconditional love from someone” is next in league #RHSLC
November 21, 2024 at 3:42 AM
“Cause its my goddamn credit card” is top tier comeback from a housewife. @bronwynnewport.bsky.social ate that other woman up.
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I’ve started tracking my anxiety by the amount of times I’ve rewatched my favourite zombie/horror movies. Rec and 28 days later leading the race so far
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Currently obsessed with movie/series reaction videos on Youtube. Life is short, spoil a movie you haven’t watched by watching strangers talking and pausing it with live reactions. 5/5 Would recommend.
November 19, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Me trying to be a non lurker on this platform.
a close up of a person 's foot in a tub of water with youtube originals written on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a person 's foot in a tub of water with youtube originals written on the bottom
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November 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When people you blocked on Twitter find you on here.
a woman in a black leather jacket is walking down a street .
ALT: a woman in a black leather jacket is walking down a street .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Me trying to shoot my shots around here
a man in a car with the words skeet skeet skeet on the bottom
ALT: a man in a car with the words skeet skeet skeet on the bottom
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November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Taking today as a Friyay and not a Frinay despite stepping in dog shit while on my morning walk.
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When you get one like on a post around here.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Paper planes: M.I.A.
November 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Now this is a cloud
the substance
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 AM