Jared Kessler
jkess207.bsky.social
Jared Kessler
@jkess207.bsky.social
Tulane ‘23
Roll Wave baby 🌊🌊🌊 #charitibundibowl
April 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I just made two different coin flips brackets, one with a quarter and the other with an online coin flipper (just to compare the two), and Y’ALL, they BOTH gave me VCU over Creighton in the National Championship.

I’m not saying it’s a sign from the universe, but like…
March 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
UPenn just had funding cut due to “Title IX violations” related to allowing transgender athletes to compete in women’s sports.

There hasn’t been a transgender athlete at UPenn since Lia Thomas, who graduated 3 years ago AND was eligible to compete per the NCAA.

But hey, how about those egg prices?
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tulane basketball falls to Memphis after one of the most poorly-reffed sequences I’ve ever seen. I’m not usually one to yell corruption, but that was beyond questionable. Especially given what a Tulane win would’ve meant for the rest of college basketball
March 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Kaleb Banks and Kam Williams are heat-checking against UAB. Wave up 17 with 3 to go. The 4th-seed Wave roll into the AAC Tournament with their best win of the season
March 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Got a bingo! I’m tapping out for this year, Happy Mardi Gras all! #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Man I love Chicago, but that… was something… #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And the first song we hear at Comus is… Saturday in the Park?? Sure why not! #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The band playing Bourbon Street Parade as if ANY of these people would ever willingly go down Bourbon Street lmao #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That fountain looks so funny from this camera angle #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“His hobbies are playing golf, tennis, and duck hunting.” Wow

#RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let’s go piccolos! #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That is the most unenthusiastic clapping I’ve ever seen in my life oh my #RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The owner of the Saints talking about churches?? Hmmmmm…

#RexComus
March 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So as it turns out, there are 72 QUADRILLION different combinations of how the AAC games could play out.

Unfortunately, Excel only lets you use 1,048,576 rows.
Now that the AAC football schedule is out, I can finally start the next phase of my AAC Championship Game spreadsheet, which is organizing the games by date. I might start inputting the outcomes tonight but there’s gonna be so many it’ll take a long time.
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now that the AAC football schedule is out, I can finally start the next phase of my AAC Championship Game spreadsheet, which is organizing the games by date. I might start inputting the outcomes tonight but there’s gonna be so many it’ll take a long time.
March 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@sickoscommittee.org I love how you can tell which schools they aren’t particularly fond of
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The ongoing debate over Jamie Carragher’s AFCON comments has made me realize that CONCACAF is digging its own grave with regards to the Gold Cup.

Having the Nations League finals the week before the Gold Cup starts is diluting the Gold Cup and forcing the major teams to bring worse teams
February 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The second measles death in this country since TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING THREE and the HHS Secretary’s response is “no biggie” what the FUCK
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tulane Football announced plans for the IPF today.

Heartbreaking news for the fans on the other site, who lost their #1 thing to moan and complain about
February 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So just to recap the Mav’s day of their first home game since the Luka trade:

- there’s a protest outside the arena calling for the GM to be fired

- AD proceeds to have one the best first quarters we’ve seen from anyone this season

- AD promptly leaves the game with a non-contact injury
February 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m looking at the Pro Bowl QBs, specifically the AFC, and I’m sitting here thinking to myself “what are we doing here?”

If the three best QBs you can get to play include Drake Maye and 2024 Russell Wilson, just cancel the game.

“Pro Bowl selections” mean nothing anymore lmao
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sickos jinx
“Arkansas: Considered”
February 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@sickoscommittee.org not sure how much the committee follows MLS but Atlanta United just had to pay Charlotte FC $400k for the Discovery Rights to Newcastle United’s Miguel Almiron… who previously played for Atlanta and won an MLS Cup with them (and has never played for Charlotte)

Peak Sicko league
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM