jkdjeff.bsky.social
@jkdjeff.bsky.social
I only got AB+. :(
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Does Clinton’s penis taste like black truffles or something?
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
whaaaaaaaat
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I will not stand for this cat slander.
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Holy shit (giggle) are you all missing the point about the toilet paper thing.

Everyone in prison should have unlimited personal hygiene products. The point, however, is that they do NOT and that Maxwell is being treated specially in myriad ways, including this very basic one.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You’re welcome. It drives me absolutely bonkers.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
MAY I HELP YOU
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Also, gay people are not punchlines.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What do you think you’re accomplishing here?
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Jeez. I’m glad you’re okay!
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Only went there once.

Interesting place, but also a ton of slavery apologia in the text accompanying the artifacts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Reading the room is a critically important skill.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
pica-nok amirite
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You started with a decent premise (people's lives exist for more reasons than just political leverage) and completely ruined it by deciding that that premise was less important than dunking on people.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I am guessing that your mouth is often full of paper clips.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You’re older than that.

As am I.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They're clearly all people who have never been poor, and don't understand how good poor people have to be at making their money go as far as possible.

Steak, depending on the cut, can be stretched a lot.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The actual data shows that programs like SNAP have very minimal amounts of fraud, but all of the MAGAs have stories about how they used to be a cashier and saw people buying steaks all the time, or they know someone who abuses it, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
There has been so much white knighting for the churches that refused to help. "They have to be careful of scammers! They don't do giving directly, they give to food banks!" etc etc etc.

Funny how NONE of these are concerns for the non-Christian organizations, apparently.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Boooooooooo
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
They’ve suddenly got four brand new couches in their home.

They’re fine.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
She ran out of concealer to cover the scorch marks.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM