Jocasta Suzannex
jjsuzannex.bsky.social
Jocasta Suzannex
@jjsuzannex.bsky.social
You- yes, you!- must change your life
April 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Gonna be real chief, the omens don't look auspicious
April 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Got into this, hell yeah. Thank you Varuna and congrats to the other recipients/applicants.
April 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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ofc my poet wife would give me this it's so perfect. :)
April 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
#projectbasilisk via Frances Cannon
March 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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See, i say this and it's been the last two months or so leading up to it but really it came out in 2020 once randomly when i was DMing with the girl who wrote No Tiger (www.apocalypse-party.com/notiger.html) after reviewing it for a magazine I wrote for locally, (for free, 🍨) ...
March 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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TRANS PEOPLE: you have one thing on every cis person in the world just by being here, by the way. you actually know, because you've tested it through unimaginable trauma, loss, struggle and pain, what your gender is. they don't. enjoy that. i know i do. 🤭 REVEL in it even. 💖🥰 make them scared again.
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Can I just have a fucking reverie without needing to reference Proust?
March 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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wonderful guide to reptile care if you ever find yourself in physical proximity with the maddison who fucked the basilisk. or me, for that matter. we're the same bitch at a slightly different point in quantum time so yeah. it's a good guide. you should read it, bestie. 🤭💜
March 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Caring for your Maddison, tips and pointers, a thread:
March 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
More and more tempted to sleep with gay men as a woman
March 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Another free one you might enjoy I had to publish on my patreon although lmao, the normal mags dropped the ball on that one too: www.patreon.com/posts/all-my.... Wrote it with my beloved @coreyjwhite.com. Who also writes fantastic sci-fi you'll enjoy if you like my stuff hehe. Thanks again! :)
All My Guns are Trans and Gay and They're Ruining My Fucking Life (2025) | Maddison Stoff
Get more from Maddison Stoff on Patreon
www.patreon.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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i know i'm a woman cos i have to mother every bitch i meet and it does *not* even have the benefit of being sexy most of the time lol
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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no sweetie :) come off there :) it's ok :) nothing bad is happening :) i don't hate you :) i'm keeping my emotions level and i never lie :) i have autism :) come off there :) please stop dragging me on there :) please stop killing all my friends :) come on :) please read me and mine i beg you :)
March 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
m-meese?
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@thedescenters.bsky.social s short story Rokos basilisks slut era is continuing to breach containment. Trust the plan 💜
March 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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hyperventilating at how cool it is that people haven't stopped caring yet about the really good and really horny story i had to publish on my one and only patreon. 😅
March 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@thedescenters.bsky.social is very impressive
Rats may be able to distinguish different types of white wine, but can they be condescending pricks about it? Such are the questions bubbling around the mind of @NewScientist.com 's nameless Feedback writer.

PLUS: how sci-fi author @thedescenters.bsky.social defeated an evil AI from the future.
Rats come one step closer to becoming snobby and pretentious
Feedback is pleased to discover the latest research into the wine-identifying abilities of rats, but feels the rodents still have a long way to go before they are truly obnoxious to be around
www.newscientist.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The trans femme in savers who looks like axel rose can save you
March 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Jocasta thrice-shat on: twice by birds at a cafe, third by society
March 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Learning about Bruno Bettelheim man fuck that guy
March 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Local donut place has a donut called Kok and they do nothing with that
March 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Urgent Request

Donate to save my family's life. Don't turn a blind eye. Donate any amount you can, as time is of the essence.

We are in real danger and are suffering from an unprecedented famine and humanitarian disaster.

Please help us with GoFoundMe so we can buy food.😓🙏
gofund.me/c5c4a650
March 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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maybe it's even a thing already? idk, i didn't check. maybe you should ask your barista next time you go in like hey man have you got any of the good stuff, you know the "shrimp milk", you can do air quotes if you want it isn't illegal. I'm sure they'll say "yeah, it's just an 80 extra cents" then..
oh shrimp milk? ya that's normal. ya we keep it in stock for the pescatarians. how's it taste? uh, you know. it tastes a bit like shrimp, i guess? but milkier? anyway it's an extra 80 cents.
March 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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imagine if they milked shrimps for shrimp milk and they asked you about that when it came to milk alternatives too
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM