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John Parker
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Dogs, Beer, College Basketball and left-wing politics
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The cutie on the right is still looking for his forever home through Four Corners Pet Alliance

Bruce is a 25 pound, 2-year old sweetheart who loves cuddling AND walks
The cutie on the right is still looking for his forever home through Four Corners Pet Alliance

Bruce is a 25 pound, 2-year old sweetheart who loves cuddling AND walks
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ok so…

She got adopted.

And had a meltdown and wouldn’t eat or sleep

And got returned

So we’re keeping her
Jess: about a year and a half old, 45-50 pounds, total goofball, AMAZING playmate and very gentle with the little guy
May 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I don’t trust the results for songs, but the bands feel about right
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Great Turkey Day Eve with the crew
November 28, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Shit. Sorry little guy, you were a sweetie
Ahhh crap 😭 one of the little guys we watched for a day is really going through it at VCA in Albuquerque

He’s such a sweetie
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Ahhh crap 😭 one of the little guys we watched for a day is really going through it at VCA in Albuquerque

He’s such a sweetie
November 21, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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That's it for #HLMBB. If you were a Wisconsin team, you had a good night. If your team played a power conference team, not so much.

Cincinnati 76, Northern Kentucky 60
Minnesota 58, Cleveland State 47
Green Bay 82, SIUE 57
Milwaukee 80, Duquesne 74
November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Point 3 is optional
Our goals here, as they've been on Twitter and FB, are the same:

1. Get you to warmly embrace the Horizon League
2. Encourage the liberal use of the #HLMBB and #HLWBB tags
3. Be okay with Wright, Cleveland and Youngstown not being states
4. Reinforce that Jack Gohlke is a damned folk hero
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
ANDJDFJDKFNFKDKSKDKDKD
Final: Lobos 38 WAZZU 35. Incredible win for the Lobos to move to 5-6 and will have a chance to make a bowl game with a win at Hawaii #GoLobos
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Albuquerque! Need somebody to adopt this goon!

I think her little friend is getting adopted on Sunday. She’s gonna need a new dog friend that isn’t 8 -11 years old
Jess: about a year and a half old, 45-50 pounds, total goofball, AMAZING playmate and very gentle with the little guy
November 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Love ya, buddy ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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If you listened to our last episode, you already know...

But it you didn't, we're proud to announce the launch of Expand Your Horizon: Preview Edition, starting in December. And we're also proud to announce that this show is sponsored by the Horizon League!

Stay tuned for show dates! #HLMBB
November 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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ICMYI. We made a big announcement at the beginning of the episode. You should definitely listen!
The new episode is up! Be sure to listen to our special announcement and everything else we have this week here or where podcasts are available! #HLMBB #cbb

https://horizoneroundtable.com/2024/11/10/let-the-games-begin-plus-a-special-announcement/
November 11, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Breaking out a special one to cheers the best dog ever 🫡
November 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Anyway, spamming my fosters here now:
November 12, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Still thinking about Detroit Mercy having more wins after three games played this season than ALL of last season.
Looking at scores from yesterday, still thinking about North Florida and overreacting to the new best team in Florida.

(Also, reports of Drake’s demise might have been too early??)
November 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say this one was Lance
Well I’m definitely not Philadelphian spiritually so someone get me some estrogen
all great posters are either spiritually philadelphian, spiritually trans, or both. I will not be elaborating further.
November 11, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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As you know, we are seeking candidates for Editor-in-Chief to take over next year. If you are interested or know someone who is, visit https://horizoneroundtable.com/help-wanted-editor-in-chief/ and apply.
Help Wanted: Editor-in-Chief
The HoriZone Roundtable is seeking candidates for Editor-in-Chief. Once selected, this role will begin on or about July 1, 2024, the first month of which will involve training and co-managing with …
horizoneroundtable.com
August 18, 2023 at 5:39 PM
I don't think the MWC is a mid-major but realignment has made that argument very dumb so IDC
If the Pac-12 steals four Mountain West teams I will consider the Pac-12 a mid major league because of principle.
July 29, 2023 at 12:23 AM