The new Miley song has me craving a cigarette

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

Muting someone feels like this

i got a costco hotdog for lunch after i finished shopping and it made my pussy quiver

This one was censored in the US so not sure how many of you caught this before, but little X knows about the election rigging. Which is why Musk has effectively kidnapped him and doesn't allow him to be with his mother or other family.

so many people booing Trump, Jon Batiste singing the national anthem, Lady Gaga & Kendrick, Taylor Swift in suffragist white, NOLA, two black quarterbacks (one of which who actively talks about social justice issues and has an all women team) — Super Bowl slays this year

More of this, America.

Go sports!!

I think I’m A Sabrina Carpenter fan! What are they called? Carpet Munchers?

Just so we are clear ..