Now that I got a job, I’m “bills paid” broke not “bills ain’t getting paid” broke.
April 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Now that I got a job, I’m “bills paid” broke not “bills ain’t getting paid” broke.
I only go in the office 2 days a week and I still don’t want to go in.
April 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I only go in the office 2 days a week and I still don’t want to go in.
You know what I hate more than lost socks? When you can’t find the belt to your robe. Got my favorite robe on right now but it wide open like a hospital gown in the front. So disappointing…
April 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You know what I hate more than lost socks? When you can’t find the belt to your robe. Got my favorite robe on right now but it wide open like a hospital gown in the front. So disappointing…
So funny to see this cop, Sam, act like she’s so good and reading people just because she’s a cop and ever since Lauren left she’s been wrong. Her confidence is sky high though! Interesting. She’s absolutely sure and she’s absolutely wrong. #netflix #milliondollarsecret
April 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So funny to see this cop, Sam, act like she’s so good and reading people just because she’s a cop and ever since Lauren left she’s been wrong. Her confidence is sky high though! Interesting. She’s absolutely sure and she’s absolutely wrong. #netflix #milliondollarsecret
At the Empire State Building
March 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
At the Empire State Building
Me, my mama and my sis headed to NYC this weekend. None of us have anything heavier than a hoodie so hopefully it’s not cold out there. 😁 Living in the Bay Area is cool but sometimes you forget that other states require different types of clothes for different times of the year.
March 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me, my mama and my sis headed to NYC this weekend. None of us have anything heavier than a hoodie so hopefully it’s not cold out there. 😁 Living in the Bay Area is cool but sometimes you forget that other states require different types of clothes for different times of the year.
February 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I come up with the best, most clever, funny passwords but I can never tell them or explain them to anyone. So, it’s kind of a curse.
February 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I come up with the best, most clever, funny passwords but I can never tell them or explain them to anyone. So, it’s kind of a curse.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hmmm… so if you don’t order DoorDash everyday money just stays in your bank account? Interesting.
February 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hmmm… so if you don’t order DoorDash everyday money just stays in your bank account? Interesting.
February 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just got my Driver’s License and I look very mad in the pic but I decided if you pull me over this will be the most accurate version of what I’m going to look like, so fuck it…
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just got my Driver’s License and I look very mad in the pic but I decided if you pull me over this will be the most accurate version of what I’m going to look like, so fuck it…
I love being an atheist. But sometimes it feels like almost everyone else around me is in a mild cult. They are just slightly brainwashed. And they feel that way about other religions but not their own.
January 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I love being an atheist. But sometimes it feels like almost everyone else around me is in a mild cult. They are just slightly brainwashed. And they feel that way about other religions but not their own.
I want answers that I’m never gonna get. I want apologies that will never come. I want remorse where there is none. So, these are me problems. I need to accept what’s going on here and stop wishing for things that won’t happen.
January 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I want answers that I’m never gonna get. I want apologies that will never come. I want remorse where there is none. So, these are me problems. I need to accept what’s going on here and stop wishing for things that won’t happen.
I ended up with two bearded dragons after the breakup. I’m learning how to bond with them. These are my lil lizard friends now.
January 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I ended up with two bearded dragons after the breakup. I’m learning how to bond with them. These are my lil lizard friends now.
I always change my AI assistants male voices. My Alexa answers to Echo and has a male voice. My Siri is a guy too. It just seems right that my assistants would be dudes.
January 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I always change my AI assistants male voices. My Alexa answers to Echo and has a male voice. My Siri is a guy too. It just seems right that my assistants would be dudes.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Where are my people? I need to find my people.
January 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Where are my people? I need to find my people.
Sometimes you just have to accept that you’re never gonna get the answers you want.
January 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sometimes you just have to accept that you’re never gonna get the answers you want.
I’m single and I’m not giving these dudes anything in 2025. I don’t have a couple of bucks they can borrow. I’m not trying to help nobody get on their feet. You ain’t got no gas? Guess you not going coming over here. Muthafuckas better not even ask me for advice in 2025. #NewYearsResolution
January 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m single and I’m not giving these dudes anything in 2025. I don’t have a couple of bucks they can borrow. I’m not trying to help nobody get on their feet. You ain’t got no gas? Guess you not going coming over here. Muthafuckas better not even ask me for advice in 2025. #NewYearsResolution