Today's Washington Post was thrown onto my doorstep with a special-please-resubscribe rate. Straight to the recycle bin.

She's going to keep a low profile to avoid upsetting Ward 3, massively increase MPD's budget, and cruise to reelection.

I sat on a DC grand jury. For 8 hours a day for 5 weeks, we voted to indict every single case brought before us. This is truly remarkable.

I look forward to a stern letter!

Afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable.

There really is such a thing as a dumb question

I was outside for a bit around 8 a.m., and that was enough for me

Lots of lecturing on the proper way to manage your personal social media feed bag