Mr Lunt
jjmmll.bsky.social
Mr Lunt
@jjmmll.bsky.social
What can I put in my waffle maker today?
The house buyer telemarketers are so happy when I say I will sell my house for the right price. They are not so happy when that price is about $250k above market value.
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Things you say as a parent in 2025: Make sure you got your Metro card so you don't get beaten by a federal agent on your way to school
August 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hot tar, hot urine, hot trash. Not a punk rock album. It's the smell of DC in the summer.
August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Spraying insect repellent at mosquitoes in midair is more fun than Spraying it on myself
August 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Take your jars of spare change and empty it at the self checkout at the grocery store
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Curious phenomenon: As soon as people step into a public hot tub, their mouths start running and never stop.
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My phone at rest: burning up the battery with 4 bars of 5G signal.
My phone when I pick it up: 1 bar of 5G
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Youtube people say, "I used random parts to build this device that can melt pennies."
Meanwhile, I say, "I baked a cake using eggplant I got from the farmers market."
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
White people of DC are outside playing tennis and pretending that it doesn't feel like 105 degrees
July 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Dave and Busters acts like 20 wings for $20 is a deal.
July 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It seems especially diabolical that mosquitoes can bite through clothing
July 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Coworker gave me a bunch of surplus food bank staples that I've been experimenting with. Today's batch was fried green tomatoes. Verdict: Ick.
July 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh, to be as oblivious as a cigarette smoker lighting up without a thought or care of people around him.
July 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
DC makes one grow up fast. My 10yo learned how it feels to have your bike stolen, something I didn't experience until my 20s.
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I keep a 2013 iMac just to scan documents, maybe once a month or less.
July 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is there anything more infuriating than "to get started, connect a scanner."???
July 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fishing with kids: I'm torn between letting my kids figure out their snags or immediately stepping in to assist.
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
4 hours into summer vacation and my child is already bored
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's 2025, and I had a toilet delivered from Costco for free
June 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
People who don’t exercise: How far do you ride your bicycle to work?
Me: 3 miles
People: That’s not bad
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Being an adult means spending $75 on toilet parts at hardware store then spending $40 on pre owned video games at game stop.
May 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Debit card problems prevented me from overpaying for an Xbox Series S at game stop. Afterwards, I thought, I don’t need or want this.
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM