Mr Lunt
@jjmmll.bsky.social
What can I put in my waffle maker today?
The house buyer telemarketers are so happy when I say I will sell my house for the right price. They are not so happy when that price is about $250k above market value.
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The house buyer telemarketers are so happy when I say I will sell my house for the right price. They are not so happy when that price is about $250k above market value.
Things you say as a parent in 2025: Make sure you got your Metro card so you don't get beaten by a federal agent on your way to school
August 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Things you say as a parent in 2025: Make sure you got your Metro card so you don't get beaten by a federal agent on your way to school
Hot tar, hot urine, hot trash. Not a punk rock album. It's the smell of DC in the summer.
August 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hot tar, hot urine, hot trash. Not a punk rock album. It's the smell of DC in the summer.
Spraying insect repellent at mosquitoes in midair is more fun than Spraying it on myself
August 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Spraying insect repellent at mosquitoes in midair is more fun than Spraying it on myself
Take your jars of spare change and empty it at the self checkout at the grocery store
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Take your jars of spare change and empty it at the self checkout at the grocery store
Curious phenomenon: As soon as people step into a public hot tub, their mouths start running and never stop.
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Curious phenomenon: As soon as people step into a public hot tub, their mouths start running and never stop.
My phone at rest: burning up the battery with 4 bars of 5G signal.
My phone when I pick it up: 1 bar of 5G
My phone when I pick it up: 1 bar of 5G
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My phone at rest: burning up the battery with 4 bars of 5G signal.
My phone when I pick it up: 1 bar of 5G
My phone when I pick it up: 1 bar of 5G
Youtube people say, "I used random parts to build this device that can melt pennies."
Meanwhile, I say, "I baked a cake using eggplant I got from the farmers market."
Meanwhile, I say, "I baked a cake using eggplant I got from the farmers market."
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Youtube people say, "I used random parts to build this device that can melt pennies."
Meanwhile, I say, "I baked a cake using eggplant I got from the farmers market."
Meanwhile, I say, "I baked a cake using eggplant I got from the farmers market."
White people of DC are outside playing tennis and pretending that it doesn't feel like 105 degrees
July 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
White people of DC are outside playing tennis and pretending that it doesn't feel like 105 degrees
Dave and Busters acts like 20 wings for $20 is a deal.
July 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dave and Busters acts like 20 wings for $20 is a deal.
It seems especially diabolical that mosquitoes can bite through clothing
July 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It seems especially diabolical that mosquitoes can bite through clothing
Coworker gave me a bunch of surplus food bank staples that I've been experimenting with. Today's batch was fried green tomatoes. Verdict: Ick.
July 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Coworker gave me a bunch of surplus food bank staples that I've been experimenting with. Today's batch was fried green tomatoes. Verdict: Ick.
Oh, to be as oblivious as a cigarette smoker lighting up without a thought or care of people around him.
July 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh, to be as oblivious as a cigarette smoker lighting up without a thought or care of people around him.
DC makes one grow up fast. My 10yo learned how it feels to have your bike stolen, something I didn't experience until my 20s.
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
DC makes one grow up fast. My 10yo learned how it feels to have your bike stolen, something I didn't experience until my 20s.
I keep a 2013 iMac just to scan documents, maybe once a month or less.
July 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I keep a 2013 iMac just to scan documents, maybe once a month or less.
Is there anything more infuriating than "to get started, connect a scanner."???
July 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Is there anything more infuriating than "to get started, connect a scanner."???
Fishing with kids: I'm torn between letting my kids figure out their snags or immediately stepping in to assist.
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fishing with kids: I'm torn between letting my kids figure out their snags or immediately stepping in to assist.
4 hours into summer vacation and my child is already bored
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
4 hours into summer vacation and my child is already bored
It's 2025, and I had a toilet delivered from Costco for free
June 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's 2025, and I had a toilet delivered from Costco for free
People who don’t exercise: How far do you ride your bicycle to work?
Me: 3 miles
People: That’s not bad
Me: 3 miles
People: That’s not bad
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
People who don’t exercise: How far do you ride your bicycle to work?
Me: 3 miles
People: That’s not bad
Me: 3 miles
People: That’s not bad
Being an adult means spending $75 on toilet parts at hardware store then spending $40 on pre owned video games at game stop.
May 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Being an adult means spending $75 on toilet parts at hardware store then spending $40 on pre owned video games at game stop.
Debit card problems prevented me from overpaying for an Xbox Series S at game stop. Afterwards, I thought, I don’t need or want this.
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Debit card problems prevented me from overpaying for an Xbox Series S at game stop. Afterwards, I thought, I don’t need or want this.