Grandma’s Strongest Boy
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jjjaaakkkkeee.bsky.social
Grandma’s Strongest Boy
@jjjaaakkkkeee.bsky.social
I live my life one CSI: Miami episode to the next.
I’m not sold. Andi doesn’t really have any personal drive. Although if power is measured by the ratio of hours asleep versus awake, she’s on the level never before known.
April 14, 2023 at 12:34 AM
She’s contemplating. Might be able to make something happen.
April 14, 2023 at 12:29 AM
I don’t gatekeep her dating practices. I’m willing to make an introduction, but any prospects need a strong supply of Goldfish crackers.
April 14, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I call my dog Mrs Bighead most days.
April 14, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Nonna was a trendsetter. My Nan had Worther’s. What a joke.
April 14, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Vibrometer. Should probably trademark that. HipVibeCheck free with every purchase.

We’re doing the work here.
April 14, 2023 at 12:17 AM
It’s so cool when it goes up. I’ve noticed that sometimes it also goes down? Still trying to figure out what that’s all about, amirite?
April 14, 2023 at 12:14 AM
It sure is weathery here. Is it weathery there?
April 14, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Pearls on a string, my friend. Life is just a pretty necklace you’ll never get to finish. Or whatever the Pinot is telling me now.
April 13, 2023 at 3:14 AM
This is the future the socialists want.

It’s me. I’m the Crow-centric Socialist. Bird Barter is the way forward.
April 13, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Sending healing light and love. And the artificial sweetener of your choice.
April 12, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Right now, I’m working on cultivating the tiniest face possible in an effort to make my arms look bigger. Going well.
April 12, 2023 at 3:26 PM
gm, strong folks. sure looks beefy in here.
April 12, 2023 at 3:15 PM