JJ Hill
@jjhill.bsky.social
Writer, lover of all things sci fi. Also posts about sports, music, and the joys of parenting. Loves Jesus
I know things are bad but didn't think it was 'my 3yo is playing with ICBMs' bad
March 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I know things are bad but didn't think it was 'my 3yo is playing with ICBMs' bad
Watched so much Paw Patrol recently. Something isn't right
Why are there only issues where the Paw Patrol is present? Inside jobs
How does a 10 y.o. afford and develop all this new equipment? Money laundering and organised crime
Why are some cats able to talk and others not?? Genetic engineering!
Why are there only issues where the Paw Patrol is present? Inside jobs
How does a 10 y.o. afford and develop all this new equipment? Money laundering and organised crime
Why are some cats able to talk and others not?? Genetic engineering!
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watched so much Paw Patrol recently. Something isn't right
Why are there only issues where the Paw Patrol is present? Inside jobs
How does a 10 y.o. afford and develop all this new equipment? Money laundering and organised crime
Why are some cats able to talk and others not?? Genetic engineering!
Why are there only issues where the Paw Patrol is present? Inside jobs
How does a 10 y.o. afford and develop all this new equipment? Money laundering and organised crime
Why are some cats able to talk and others not?? Genetic engineering!
These mini reading wraps on Fable are great. And yes, I did read all three Fourth Wing books in January
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
These mini reading wraps on Fable are great. And yes, I did read all three Fourth Wing books in January
Pushing my 3yo round town as he's studying Minecraft 😭😭
January 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Pushing my 3yo round town as he's studying Minecraft 😭😭
Non league under the lights
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Non league under the lights
I love the fog (even if it freaks the dog out)
December 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I love the fog (even if it freaks the dog out)
Why does Instagram think I'm a pregnant mother 😭😭
December 12, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Why does Instagram think I'm a pregnant mother 😭😭
Getting ready for bed and my 6yo, half asleep, walks into our bedroom with two nerf guns, puts them beside the bed and gets in before going back to sleep
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Getting ready for bed and my 6yo, half asleep, walks into our bedroom with two nerf guns, puts them beside the bed and gets in before going back to sleep
This is probably my best one
December 9, 2024 at 9:38 AM
This is probably my best one
I find it so fascinating what your kids pick up from you.
At a 6yo bday party and my two are steadfastly refusing to join in with all the party games.
That would have been me at that age 😭
I'm trying to encourage them to join in and they looking at me like
At a 6yo bday party and my two are steadfastly refusing to join in with all the party games.
That would have been me at that age 😭
I'm trying to encourage them to join in and they looking at me like
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I find it so fascinating what your kids pick up from you.
At a 6yo bday party and my two are steadfastly refusing to join in with all the party games.
That would have been me at that age 😭
I'm trying to encourage them to join in and they looking at me like
At a 6yo bday party and my two are steadfastly refusing to join in with all the party games.
That would have been me at that age 😭
I'm trying to encourage them to join in and they looking at me like
Like a bad Autobot cosplay
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Like a bad Autobot cosplay
At this point I'm only on Xitter to follow Margate FC as my SIL's bf plays for them
November 30, 2024 at 2:54 PM
At this point I'm only on Xitter to follow Margate FC as my SIL's bf plays for them
Out walking the dog this evening and found someone had thrown a burning e-scooter out of their window.
You could not pay me to have one of those scooters.
(Fire brigade sorted it out)
You could not pay me to have one of those scooters.
(Fire brigade sorted it out)
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Out walking the dog this evening and found someone had thrown a burning e-scooter out of their window.
You could not pay me to have one of those scooters.
(Fire brigade sorted it out)
You could not pay me to have one of those scooters.
(Fire brigade sorted it out)
You can do it.
You can open the app to check your fantasy football score.
You can open the app to check your fantasy football score.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
You can do it.
You can open the app to check your fantasy football score.
You can open the app to check your fantasy football score.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #456,507
September 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #456,507
This heat plus heart failure has got me like
August 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
This heat plus heart failure has got me like
Proud dad moment - I've had to require my password for purchases on the Xbox for the first time 😅😅😭
November 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Proud dad moment - I've had to require my password for purchases on the Xbox for the first time 😅😅😭
First post in months (been rough) to say that Lower Decks is truly the best kind of Trek.
In awe of how good it is - not to mention a masterclass in how to introduce references and old characters in a way that isn't just simply fan service
In awe of how good it is - not to mention a masterclass in how to introduce references and old characters in a way that isn't just simply fan service
November 16, 2023 at 10:15 PM
First post in months (been rough) to say that Lower Decks is truly the best kind of Trek.
In awe of how good it is - not to mention a masterclass in how to introduce references and old characters in a way that isn't just simply fan service
In awe of how good it is - not to mention a masterclass in how to introduce references and old characters in a way that isn't just simply fan service
Playing 11aside football for the first time in over a year on the hottest day of the year
September 9, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Playing 11aside football for the first time in over a year on the hottest day of the year
Out and about with the pupper
September 1, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Out and about with the pupper
All the local Facebook groups are practically taking up arms against the ULEZ cameras I've never see anything like it 😂😂😂
Bear in mind TfL have had to install ARMOURED CAMERAS because locals kept cutting the wires
Bear in mind TfL have had to install ARMOURED CAMERAS because locals kept cutting the wires
August 28, 2023 at 3:18 PM
All the local Facebook groups are practically taking up arms against the ULEZ cameras I've never see anything like it 😂😂😂
Bear in mind TfL have had to install ARMOURED CAMERAS because locals kept cutting the wires
Bear in mind TfL have had to install ARMOURED CAMERAS because locals kept cutting the wires
