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JJ Baker
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Parody of a functioning human.

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2 members of the National Guard have been shot dead in DC and THIS is what the BBC continue to run with as their headline? With it’s dark red “end of days” banner? Get a grip, you fucking pies. Stop diluting the real story because you think we can’t already see it. @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Charlie Kirk was a zero-sugar Nazi and should in no way be celebrated as a “champion of free speech”

My prayers to his children. But fuck him, fuck his ideals, fuck his massive forehead, and fuck his entire existence. If you disagree, let’s talk it out 💖
September 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The fact that no one has called this whole election buying bullshit “ElonGate” yet is figuratively killing me.
April 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is there an obscure German phrase that neatly sums up wanting to take part in influencer boxing, except it’s just fighting Elon Musk in a car park?
February 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Let America have a King on the condition that it’s Charles. Make America Great Britain Again.
Trump again raises idea of running for an unconstitutional third term

The suggestion followed a stretch of days in which Trump referred to himself as a king and quoted a dictator in suggesting that he was immune from following laws
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump again raises idea of running for an unconstitutional third term
The suggestion followed a stretch of days in which Trump referred to himself as a king and quoted a dictator in suggesting that he was immune from following laws.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The only reason I’d want to learn ethical hacking is so I could break websites that auto-play promo videos on their home page that interrupt my music playing.
January 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“It was a wave”

Yeah, a wave goodbye to democracy.
Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Studying for my MS-900. I feel like I’m back doing my Uni course.
January 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just because you Republican, doesn’t mean you Republishould.
January 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Arguably one of Jimmy Carter's greatest achievement is bringing the world to the brink of eradicating the Guinea Worm.

From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
One of the best things I have ever read was an article about a 95-year-old Jimmy Carter going back to building homes ONE DAY after he fell and required stitches above his eye.

A truly wonderful human. Rest well, you good man.
December 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Late to the party for sure, but quick shoutout to Karoline Leavitt for being appointed the youngest ever Mouth of Sauron.
December 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Do you remember when there was that joke where we’d jokingly ask who’d be the first IRL supervillian out of Musk and Bezos as a joke?

Turns out it wasn’t a joke, nor was it even close…
December 21, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Goldfinch gathering.
December 20, 2024 at 10:43 AM
I am clean shaven for the first time since July 2023, and my face has never been colder.
December 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A new phone also means I have an operational camera again, so mirror photos are BACK.
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Very lucky to have such honest neighbours.

My new phone got delivered to the other end of my street by accident, and they were over within about 10 minutes to drop it off.
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Half of my Instagram feed saw Charli XCX last night. The other half saw Sleep Token.

I made 14 burritos and don’t have to make dinner again for a week, so who’s really winning?
November 29, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Jon's latest on how Dems need to fight dirty: youtu.be/HNcmo-K5Xsg
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM