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This guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking the fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Vandal and erstwhile son of the Gem State here. I’m team PTKU until someone can figure out just what the hell is going on with Idaho, but I’ll still rep the Kibbie Dome. BSU will always be a truck fixing college at heart.

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April 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM