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Jordan
@jizzsicle.bsky.social
30🏳️‍⚧️♀️
Music grad student
Mostly gay, stupid
Big fan of concentration camps, are you?
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You have access to Google, genocidal weirdo
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
And the thing is they keep losing because their ELECTORATE is who was right! We told them for a full year that they were going to suppress turnout and let Trump win if they didn't stop doing evil shit like brutalizing immigrants and directly participating in a genocide, but they didn't give a shit
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's common fucking knowledge. She was made border czar in 2021, and we have child concentration camps on the border

And before you say "she was never the border czar!" that's literally the term used by both sides before it became electorally inconvenient not to whitewash her long history of racism
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are you TRYING to lose again? We need literally anybody else (except Gavin Newsom)
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
She literally ran child concentration camps
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wow, if you're supporting this, then I can't imagine how many of the districts are going to Israel
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
(she said it after Ethan Klein, for context)
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Okay, but this look is so cute
October 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So brave of you to say it after all the buildings are rubble and all the children are dead. We're all gonna ignore the Israeli flag in your Twitter name a few months back because you said a slogan two years too late.
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Any form of media that involves a narcissistic racist rambling for five hours once a year and leeching off their fans for doing nothing the rest of the year isn't either.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Simply don't support genocide, you fucking freak?
It's literally that easy
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You support shit far more depraved than that, so what's the big deal?
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Democrats didn't lose the debate. They decided to start agreeing with Trump for some motherfucking reason, and then the centrist voters they were going after decided to vote for the person who said it first.

They got exactly what they wanted, except they wanted to be the ones doing it.
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bold of you to assume it will be her next video
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
3: My nipples are so ABSURDLY sensitive.

4: I smell more like a woman.

5: Longer orgasms.

6: More full-body orgasms.

7: It now takes less than an hour to orgasm.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cons: I simply do not have the dickmeat to fuck a pumpkin, and it IS October. Much to think about...
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM