Jordan
@jizzsicle.bsky.social
30🏳️⚧️♀️
Music grad student
Mostly gay, stupid
Music grad student
Mostly gay, stupid
Hell yeah, finally got ContraPoints to block me
Get fucked, Nazi
Get fucked, Nazi
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hell yeah, finally got ContraPoints to block me
Get fucked, Nazi
Get fucked, Nazi
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Reblog if you adore trans girls!!!
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Reblog if you adore trans girls!!!
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Another day, another bush tease ✨🩷
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Another day, another bush tease ✨🩷
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Every time you order a custom JOI an elf girl gets a really big smile on her face
#nsfw #queerslut #porn #lesbian #elf #trans #tgirl #fansly #sextpanther
#nsfw #queerslut #porn #lesbian #elf #trans #tgirl #fansly #sextpanther
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Every time you order a custom JOI an elf girl gets a really big smile on her face
#nsfw #queerslut #porn #lesbian #elf #trans #tgirl #fansly #sextpanther
#nsfw #queerslut #porn #lesbian #elf #trans #tgirl #fansly #sextpanther
Just for anybody who's thinking of starting progesterone, here are my findings:
1: I thought I couldn't get hard before, but now I know that was fully bricked compared to this
2: Speaking of bricked, I am the horniest I have ever been in my life, and yet also the least aro I've ever been
1: I thought I couldn't get hard before, but now I know that was fully bricked compared to this
2: Speaking of bricked, I am the horniest I have ever been in my life, and yet also the least aro I've ever been
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just for anybody who's thinking of starting progesterone, here are my findings:
1: I thought I couldn't get hard before, but now I know that was fully bricked compared to this
2: Speaking of bricked, I am the horniest I have ever been in my life, and yet also the least aro I've ever been
1: I thought I couldn't get hard before, but now I know that was fully bricked compared to this
2: Speaking of bricked, I am the horniest I have ever been in my life, and yet also the least aro I've ever been
Shit, should I reopen the Fansly now that I pass better? Maybe actually post something lol
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Shit, should I reopen the Fansly now that I pass better? Maybe actually post something lol
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testing if bluesky still doesn't do gifs
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
testing if bluesky still doesn't do gifs
They weren't lying about progesterone, gang.
All I can think about all day is sucking strap and being worn like a glove. It's been almost a month.
All I can think about all day is sucking strap and being worn like a glove. It's been almost a month.
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They weren't lying about progesterone, gang.
All I can think about all day is sucking strap and being worn like a glove. It's been almost a month.
All I can think about all day is sucking strap and being worn like a glove. It's been almost a month.
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pump me full of cum?
October 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
pump me full of cum?
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Reblog if you love trans girls!
December 25, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Reblog if you love trans girls!
If they wanna be realistic about it, microwave instructions should really include a set for making three servings at once for your first and only meal of the day at 8pm.
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
If they wanna be realistic about it, microwave instructions should really include a set for making three servings at once for your first and only meal of the day at 8pm.
The most unrealistic thing about Wicked - both the books and the musical - is how literally EVERYBODY thinks Elphaba is hideous.
That's, like, E tier monster fucking TOPS.
If I saw a forest green, kinda mean woman with literal claws and a dark academia sensibility, I'd be there like James T. Kirk
That's, like, E tier monster fucking TOPS.
If I saw a forest green, kinda mean woman with literal claws and a dark academia sensibility, I'd be there like James T. Kirk
December 12, 2024 at 12:48 PM
The most unrealistic thing about Wicked - both the books and the musical - is how literally EVERYBODY thinks Elphaba is hideous.
That's, like, E tier monster fucking TOPS.
If I saw a forest green, kinda mean woman with literal claws and a dark academia sensibility, I'd be there like James T. Kirk
That's, like, E tier monster fucking TOPS.
If I saw a forest green, kinda mean woman with literal claws and a dark academia sensibility, I'd be there like James T. Kirk
Stop calling class traitors "bootlickers"
It's offensive to our country's brave perverts
It's offensive to our country's brave perverts
December 11, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Stop calling class traitors "bootlickers"
It's offensive to our country's brave perverts
It's offensive to our country's brave perverts
Watching the film version has just reminded me how about half the problems in Wicked could have been solved with a throuple. These three motherfuckers all wanna fuck each other so goddamn bad.
It would still be a whimsical dystopia, but they'd be going at it nasty style in solidarity.
It would still be a whimsical dystopia, but they'd be going at it nasty style in solidarity.
December 10, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Watching the film version has just reminded me how about half the problems in Wicked could have been solved with a throuple. These three motherfuckers all wanna fuck each other so goddamn bad.
It would still be a whimsical dystopia, but they'd be going at it nasty style in solidarity.
It would still be a whimsical dystopia, but they'd be going at it nasty style in solidarity.
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Just applied to YALE and now I'm gonna watch Doechii on Tiny Desk and try not to throw up thinking about how I just spent $105 to apply for a school I have a VERY good chance of not getting into.
December 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Just applied to YALE and now I'm gonna watch Doechii on Tiny Desk and try not to throw up thinking about how I just spent $105 to apply for a school I have a VERY good chance of not getting into.
How do all those trans girls with the massive cocks even work?
I can't even get an erection, and before that, I lost a full inch
Not complaining, just so confused
I can't even get an erection, and before that, I lost a full inch
Not complaining, just so confused
November 30, 2024 at 9:18 AM
How do all those trans girls with the massive cocks even work?
I can't even get an erection, and before that, I lost a full inch
Not complaining, just so confused
I can't even get an erection, and before that, I lost a full inch
Not complaining, just so confused
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Sometimes even i’m shocked i look like this 🧍🏾♀️
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes even i’m shocked i look like this 🧍🏾♀️
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Gobble gobble!!!!
Who wants stuffed??
Also thank you for 700 followers!
Who wants stuffed??
Also thank you for 700 followers!
November 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Gobble gobble!!!!
Who wants stuffed??
Also thank you for 700 followers!
Who wants stuffed??
Also thank you for 700 followers!
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“Island girl”?
WHOSE ISLAND???
🤨🤨 🇵🇷🔪
WHOSE ISLAND???
🤨🤨 🇵🇷🔪
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Whoever invented topping from the bottom deserves a lil kiss
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Whoever invented topping from the bottom deserves a lil kiss