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Jiraffe
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He/Him. Just some random cat-dude.
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“laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted & the police are basically an occupying army.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“I came to (Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty," Jelineck said, according to 425 Business. "We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise (the price of the) effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed."
The Founder.
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Saw the trend of adding an f in front of words and just kept going? I didn't think LLM were that smart. But maybe we've accidentally taught it badly...
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That would make sense. Those are all intense flavor foods. And if you can't tell or care about the difference, diet makes sense. Save the calories for more ice cream sandwiches!
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Ooh, special glasses. Like 3D glasses but they add captions in whichever language you prefer. That way you don't need multiple screenings in a diverse community.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"fears about the sexual appetite of women"

Men were afraid women wanted to fuck? That seems like a plus...
Despite being a mostly cis man, I really don't understand the patriarchy. I guess, if women have desires you can't control them as easily. Still baffling.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It'll also open the entire window with all tabs if you accidentally close a window.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Was surprised. Van Hollen is usually voting on the right side. Fucking hell.
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Schumer certainly cares about Jon and Eileen Bailey, his fake Republican constituents.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Which one was that? Wasn't really following Virginia closely.
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Of all the possibilities, a capybara Hunter pet is not what I'd have thought would tempt me back to WoW.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That's exactly why I follow several SWs on here: good ideas.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Now that's some good news!
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Every time. I can't be bothered. The delicates bag is as hard as I try. MrLovenstein gets it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
From a quick Google, that's about 2-4 bricks or kilos of cocaine. So definitely distributor amount, but Pablo Escobar they were not.
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I had that problem last year. If you have cosmetics stores that caters to black and brown folks, you may have better luck there.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A contractor taking a mediocre job from a well-known customer who stiffs contractors. And the job is to destroy one of the MOST iconic structures in America. And in a way where it's well known it's being done illegally and without public knowledge, let alone support.

Fuck 'em.
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yeah. That was a scam to kill a train project.
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It should be a felony to plan to do something this unconstitutional. Even joking about remaining in power should be an immediate removal.
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I was excited because I thought those were brownies.
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They need to gild the bunker.
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I get the surprise bags from our local bagel place.

Still need to figure out a good use for salt bagels.
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Baby Goblin. Yeah that checks out.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My only question about them were what was the survivability when an overcompensating truck driver hit it.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM