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Jiraffe
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He/Him. Just some random cat-dude.
Every time. I can't be bothered. The delicates bag is as hard as I try. MrLovenstein gets it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That second guy in the green shirt straight up threatened Mr. Hasan. "I have this thing, people know I have this thing. I need to stay calm." With the craziest eyes I've seen in a hot minute.
I hope Mr. Hasan had some armed people in the wings.
July 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was curious and apparently science also has no idea. Too much sex? Not enough sex? Who knows!
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
JD Vance has facial hair...
June 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The states in question:
Not a one I'd live in.
December 31, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Looks like it's just malt vinegar with cornstarch slurry. Some extra stuff probably for uniqueness.
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
That's most likely it. It's a lot of people seeing normal stuff.

Or they be the former Governor (R) of Maryland and mistake ORION as drones.
December 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I think I might've gotten a unique one from Bing
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I'm not sure if it's my favorite, but I really like Spirited as a modern retelling. It's a lot of fun if you like those actors.
December 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM